Saturday, May 05, 2012

County Commissioner Lynda Bell Exposed. By Geniusofdespair


Lynda Bell, your District 8 Commissioner, held a Town Hall Meeting March 3, 2011. Do you think her sign has her name big enough?

It was a setup. The only people who came were mostly in Dennis Moss's District, not hers. Most were from the 8 1/2 square mile area with the exception of Lynda's friend John DuBois from Palmetto Bay (he build a mansion on the waterfront and didn't like DERM telling him what to do) who held Lynda's Victory party at his home. Attendees of the victory party tell me that Natacha Seijas showed up there at 11:30 pm with an entourage. DuBois is running for Vice Mayor of Palmetto Bay and was appointed to the International Trade Advisory Board by Lynda Bell.

And who is up there on the left end of the dais, it is none other than James Humble. What a crock of shit this panel was. The other guy next to Humble is a Derm staff person and the heavy guy is the County Ag Czar. The guy not shown to the right of Lynda was the head of DERM. He quit soon after this meeting. He knew what would lie ahead for him with Lynda Bell as Miami Dade County Commissioner and he wanted no part of it. The guy on the far left, James Humble, doesn't work for the County. What the hell is he doing on this panel? All he does is make trouble in my view.

See my Lynda Bell video at right at the top of this page....

Dog Etiquette ... by gimleteye

This is a story about Cassius and me. Cassius is a 90 lb. Chesapeake Bay retriever. 5 years old. Un-neutered male. He is the boss of me. The other day we had an appointment with the vet. There are times I question why I didn't have him neutered, as my other male Chesapeake in the past. That was Bear. Bear died on the gas dock at Rockland harbor on the way to be euthanized. He knew. That's a Chesapeake.

At the vet l kept Cassius on a tight leash in the waiting room filled with frillier dogs. None seemed to mind each other. After accustoming to the room, Cassius layed down sideways and pretended to fall to sleep. Then a new dog and owner walked in. The dog was a short-haired pointer. Female. No reason for Cassius to get uppity but he did.

Cassius likes spaces the way they are. When something changes, he wants to know. I grabbed him close and told him to shut up. He was bigger by seventy pounds than just about every dog in that waiting room. When the attendant opened the door and called his name and I got up, Cassius rose, took two steps in the direction of the door and froze.

He looked up at me, "I'm not going in there." I tried pulling, but that was not going to happen. Worse, he could pull off his leash and then God knows what havoc would break loose with a roomful of muppets. Everyone in the room laughed at the big dog too scared to go into the doctor's office. I had to lift up his 90 lbs and carry him to the door.

He knew where he was going, and once I put him down he more or less obediently followed to the exam room. Chesapeakes are not for everyone but they are for me.

Jeffrey Solomon Running for State Rep. District 115. By Geniusofdespair

I would like to officially announce to you my return as a candidate for the Florida House of Representatives District #115. I would also like to share why I am running again and what the difference is between our 2010 effort and what we have to look forward to in this year’s November 6th 2012 election.

I am a native of Miami, married with four children enrolled in Miami-Dade County public schools and Florida’s university system. I am also a business owner and a practicing physician who has been fixing broken people for over 30 years. Because of my background and values I believe strongly in teamwork principles and in supporting ideas that improve our community; ideas that are bipartisan not strictly based upon party “rubber stamp” politics. We need a new direction to revive Florida’s economic security, create more jobs, and to ensure our children's future. It's time for real solutions and common sense to be brought to Tallahassee.

District #115 has changed dramatically with the recent redistricting and anti-gerrymandering laws passed by the citizens of Florida. It is now a swing district in which there is a near even divide between registered Democrats and Republicans and nearly one third of the voters are independent or have no party affiliation.

Friday, May 04, 2012

Why I Don't Like Amazon. By Geniusofdespair

I ordered a friggin' tube of toothpaste that weighed .60 pounds. They sent it in a big box (that could have fit about 15 tubes) and charged me $5.17 for delivery.  I could have gotten it much cheaper with free shipping from vendors NOT on Amazon.  If I didn't have a gift certificate to use up, I would never shop on Amazon: EVER. Their shipping costs on both items I bought were excessive. Hey Amazon, send me back the $5 I have been over-charged on the two items I ordered and I will take this post down. I don't know how they compute shipping over there on Amazon's site but it is almost always higher on Amazon listed products - maybe that is how they get you: They lure you in with cheap stuff and then clobber you with shipping charges.  I would rather just go to a store, it is faster and cheaper. Ordering by mail sucks.

Why Republicans Love Citizens United ... by gimleteye

The following is from the website: ThinkProgress:








Florida Marlins: Broken Promises. By Geniusofdespair

Natacha Seijas wrote a bizarre letter to the editor in the Miami Herald about the Marlins and her very good friend Norman Braman (NOT). Her letter is below (hit read more, thank you reader for sending it).


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/04/25/2767795/sitting-it-out.html#storylink=cpy
Let's look at this blast from the past from Natacha Seijas, doesn't sound like she was liking the Marlin's deal all that much just a few weeks before she voted in favor of it. Not for the reasons you would expect: That it was such a BAD DEAL for us the taxpayers. Not a word about that. Note how her concerns are mostly related to the Unions...the one group that supported her to the end, even supplying lawyers to fight her recall.

Do you think Seijas REALLY paid for that seat in the 13th row:


See Natacha's Letter...

Marco Rubio: Why won't he meet with climate change scientists? ... by gimleteye

Marco Rubio, being considered as a vice presidential candidate on the GOP ticket, has to answer for his past to Mitt Romney and justify how he is qualified to be a step from the presidency. The state he represents -- Florida -- as US Senator is directly in the line of the worst impacts of sea level rise. Yet Rubio has refused to meet with climate change scientists; an invitation offered by the chair of the Department of Geological Sciences at the University of Miami, Dr. Harold Wanless. Why?

PS. Last night NBC Nightly News ran a story that the global weather pattern known as El Nina has dissipated, suggesting that the extreme weather of the past few years may abate. It is an easier story to sell to worried TV viewers than that we are on the edge of climate chaos. In any case, it is a sign of leadership failure that Marco Rubio has not accepted an invitation to meet with climate change scientists.

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Are Miami-Dade County Sewer Lines Ready to Burst? The Feds Think So. By Geniusofdespair

Outfall pipe off Hollywood Beach. The sewer lines would have MUCH WORSE stuff coming out. This photo is of partially treated waste.

In 2008 I reported that there was over $5.5 Billion dollars of unfunded infrastructure at the Water & Sewer Department. I asked in my blog: Does anyone give a crap? Apparently no one in Miami Dade County has given a crap in the past 4 years but now the Environmental Protection Agency is concerned. According to the Miami Herald the EPA is demanding that the County repair sewer pipes that EPA fears will rupture and pollute our fragile Biscayne Bay Aquatic Preserve.

My question would be, why would the Fed's care more than our own County? The County Commission cares more about pit bulls, trashing DERM and Secure Wrap contracts than about their biggest economic engine: Biscayne Bay. It is not like they don't know. The Herald says, "Miami-Dade has suffered at least three major sewer pipe breaks the past three years, and a recent internal report shows that three sections of 54-inch pipe under the bay, leading to the Virginia Key water treatment plant, are so brittle they could rupture at any time." And, if they read my blog they would have known in 2008 about the $5.5 billion of unfunded infrastructure at Water & Sewer and they could have been addressing the short-fall all these years.

Also check out 2 columns in the Miami Herald today:

Daniel Shoer Roth's Beware of the Amnesia  Epidemic in County Government. Shoer Roth says:

"The scandalous revelation of the stockpiled cars reflects the root of the county’s decadence: our local government’s evasion of accountability and gross fiscal mismanagement. It also serves to illustrate the shortsightedness of commissioners and administrators, who missed the opportunity to save for a rainy day during the period of economic growth from the real estate bonanza. On the contrary, they squandered funds on monumental works and, in this case, a fleet of unneeded vehicles that they forgot about."

Joy Reid's Column The Gospel of Selfishness where she rags on Paul Ryan and other members of Congress:

"It’s unpleasant enough to watch congenitally wealthy members of Congress beat the drum on behalf of their own social class, carrying the banner of “austerity for thee, largesse for me.” Worse, though, is the attempt by the Ryans of the world to lard their quest to kick down every 20th century pillar of class mobility with the sweetening agents of pious religiosity."

Wayne Nelson: An Everglades warrior, lays down his shield ... by gimleteye

When Wayne Nelson, 88, died this week, the liquid heart of Florida -- Lake Okeechobeee- lost a fierce and knowledgeable advocate. Wayne was of a generation of modern-day Everglades activists; including, recently, the late Johnie Jones and his wife, Mariana, who were young in the 1940's and 1950's and experienced the Everglades firing on all cylinders.

Wayne was Korea War veteran and a retired air conditioning contractor whose advocacy for Lake Okeechobee led all the way to the US Supreme Court. He began fishing in West Palm Beach and Lake Okeechobee in the 1960's. He organized one of the first bass fishing clubs in Florida and the small group, Fishermen Against the Destruction of the Environment. FADE was a co-plaintiff with Friends in federal Clean Water Act litigation challenging the South Florida Water Management District and Big Sugar. Wayne participated in the first meeting of the Everglades Coalition at Port of the Islands in 1984 and was once a member of the board of Friends of the Everglades (of which I am now president).

Friends of the Everglades, Nelson's FADE, and other conservation groups brought citizen suits under the Clean Water Act against the US Environmental Protection Agency to require the South Florida Water Management District to obtain permits in order to discharge polluted canal water into Lake Okeechobee. These lawsuits had important implications for measuring pollution throughout the nation's waterways and not just the Everglades.)

This practice Wayne railed against is known as "back-pumping". Its purpose is to make sure that the 700,000 acres of the Everglades Agricultural Area -- dominated by Big Sugar-- are never too wet in rainy season. Back-pumping controls water levels on sugar land and through the extensive canal system, forcing water uphill as it were, against gravity, into Lake Okeechobee. The water management practices that deliver immense benefits and profits to sugar barons like the billionaire Fanjuls also deprive the natural system of the rainfall cycle that nourished the Everglades and Florida Bay with clean, fresh water at the right time of year.

The sugar billionaires howl when they are portrayed as environmental destroyers, but this year one company alone-- US Sugar-- harvested 7 million tons of sugarcane (750,000 tons more than they estimated) during a period of severe chronic drought in South Florida. This was the 2nd highest crop in the company's history. The Fanjul's Florida Crystals produced 671,977 tons in 2011-2012 compared to 545,596 the previous year.

The inequities scarcely stop there: according to the University of Florida, Florida sugar cane production, primarily in Palm Beach County, generates more that $800 million a year. ("Local sugarcane crop rebounds from weather troubles", April 16, 2012, Palm Beach Post) A recent analysis of increased valued a restored Everglades ecosystem at $46 billion. (Mather Economics, "Measuring the Economic Benefits of America's Everglades Restoration", 2011) A recent study also funded by the Everglades Foundation concludes that agriculture only funds 24 percent of the costs while it is responsible for 76 percent of phosphorous pollution.

Wayne Nelson would launch his boat in Belle Glade and would fish through the weekend. "To get to the Lake," Nelson testified in a Friends' affidavit filed with federal court in 2011, "you have to cross the rim canal and enter the Lake through one of the cuts. I would typically see the pumping while I was going out to fish or coming back in from fishing and was traveling in the rim canal to the boat ramp. You can see the turbulence and tinged color of pumped water all the way across the rim canal and into the Lake."

Wayne Nelson was a fierce supporter of grass roots environmentalism. His friend, Jim Harvey, says, "If people were classified like naval ships, Wayne Nelson would be the Warrior Class. He never faltered to say it like he saw it. He believed in watching the ass not the lips to ascertain where things were going. You didn't go fishing with Wayne. He went, listening to him. He loved Lake Okeechobee and held no quarter or gave no quarter when it came to saving the Lake."

Wayne didn't seek out the spotlight. He could be cantankerous and prickly. But anyone who loved the Everglades, fought battles against industry pressure, endured endless delays by government, obfuscation, and false declarations of progress while the liquid heart of Florida turned into a sewer would be spewing comets and fury at the misdirection.

Marjory Stoneman Douglas, who founded Friends of the Everglades, counted Wayne Nelson among her friends. Like Wayne, Marjory was fiercely opposed to the domination of the Everglades by Big Sugar. Joe Podgor, former director of Friends, recounts how Wayne saved Marjory's life when she was nearly 100. "Wayne called me one night, worried about Marjory. He had spoken to her on the phone from West Palm Beach and he insisted that someone run over to her house in Coconut Grove immediately. I called Martha Hubbard who went straight over and discovered she was in the throes of food poisoning. She was treated in time at the hospital, recuperated, and carried on until 108 thanks to Wayne." At 103, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Bill Clinton.

"Water transfers of polluted, nutrient-rich water to Lake Okeechobee results in increased nutrient pollution in the Everglades system," Nelson said in his affidavit. "Nutrient pollution is one of the biggest threats to the Everglades today. Nitrogen and phosphorous from the canal waters feeds algae growth that chokes out sea grasses and other native plants. Algae also depletes oxygen, resulting in "dead zones" below the the surface where few native Everglades species survive. Invasive flora and fauna are increasingly taking over the niches created by the degredation of the water quality in the Everglades."

It has been nearly thirty years since the historic agreement between the federal government and state of Florida to end the pollution of the Everglades, and its results keep a permanent incumbency in place; from local county commissions, to the state legislature -- that still refuses to hold Big Sugar accountable for the costs of its pollution and won't even impose the most rudimentary system to honestly account for polluting farming practices -- to Congress and the White House.

"We don`t need any more studies of Lake Okeechobee or the Everglades," Nelson told the Sun Sentinel in 1988. "We know what the problems are and we know what the solutions are. We need action. The farmers are hiding behind (government agencies they control)." ("Lake Okeechobee Scientific Group Back In Business", Orlando Sentinel, July 14, 1988)

Wayne knew that the environmental warriors were badly outmatched by the Great Destroyers, and he understood the clock was ticking. He didn't stand for niceties; he wanted environmentalists to do more and he had no tolerance for waving banners. He strongly believed that grass roots organizations were the key. Jim Harvey says, "He was pure passion and "old school" on freedom of speech. He hated equivocation and figured political correctness was being accurate. Period. He was in the truest sense, an egalitarian warrior with little regard for large national environmental groups that danced around to keep the Everglades ball in play."

Wayne Nelson just wanted to go fishing, and it made him angry that pollution deprived him, Florida and the nation of that opportunity. Nelson told the Sun Sentinel in 1990: "Reagan missed the boat when he called Russia the Evil Empire". Thrusting a finger toward the sugar cane farms ringing Lake Okeechobee, he said, "I'll tell you where the goddamn Evil Empire is... it's out there!" (A Sweet Deal Has Become The Source Of A Bitter Poison, The Sugar Dynasty, Sept. 16, 1990) And it still is.

Christian Family Coalition Rates our Elected Officials: Dwight Bullard and Luis Garcia Rate Well With Us! By Geniusofdespair

The higher your score with this intolerant group, the less we like you over here at Eye On Miami. We are proud of Dwight Bullard and Luis Garcia, Jr. for their low scores. They are both running. Luis is running for Bruno Barreiro's seat and Dwight is running for State Senate.  Sadly, both of the front-runners for Mayor are going to appear at a breakfast meeting at CFC.  Ick.

Thomas A. Edison's Film of Key West 1898 - 1900. By Geniusofdespair



The video on YouTube.

The earliest known films ever shot in Key West, FL. Shot by Thomas Edison, 1898-1900.

Watch all the clips...these are great, I especially liked 3 and 5!!

1. Burial of the "Maine" seamen who were killed in Havana Harbor. Procession to the Key West Cemetery.

2. The NY Journal dispatch "Buccaneer" in the Key West Harbor. The dispatch boats were used to bring news from Havana to War Correspondents in Key West.

3. War Correspondents running down Duval St. to relay information about the Spanish American War.

4. U.S. Battleship Indiana pulls into the harbor of Key West.

5. Thomas Edison records rough seas between Key West and Havana while on a steamship.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Humor From Harry. By Geniusofdespair

by Harry Emilio Gottlieb

Miami Dade County Commission: for a run of bad luck in the Magic City, the answer is only a nipple away... by gimleteye

The reputations of the Miami-Dade County Commission and County Mayor have been bouncing along bottom through disclosure that hundreds of vehicles have been kept in storage since 2006, depreciating amidst budget crises and other not-so-trivial pursuits. The cars gathering dust have made national news.

What local elected county commissioners need is a good diversionary tactic. What is left? They can't build a new airport terminal. Did that. A few billion over budget. A new port and tunnel: doing that. A new arts center. Done that and only a few hundred million over budget. A new sports stadium. Did TWO of that. But good golly, how to distract voters from the gross mishandling of public treasure. Wait, Eyeonmiami has an idea.

"Magic City" TV show struggled to find real breasts in Miami casting.

That's right (or at least a great PR ploy). The hit marginal channel TV show on Starz, "Magic City", nearly halted production because it could not find natural breasted women. Like "Mad Men", the TV producers wanted to be faithful to the era before silicon gel packs. So here is an issue for local politicians to grasp onto: the over-dependence of Miami on fake boobs.

Yesterday, the commissioners instead took up the issue of pit bulls. An Eyeonmiami poll conducted (wink, wink) with The Miami Herald shows more breasts that have been augmented in Miami than pit bulls. Of fit women who were born in Miami, 80 percent have had breast augmentation. Of canines in Miami, only 3 percent are pit bulls. Of the hundreds of cars stored in Miami-Dade garages that have never been used, less than 15 percent are hybrids. Of TV shows that film in Miami, 100 percent require natural breasts.

We suggest an avenue of inquiry for beleaguered commissioners: why are there so few natural breasts left in Miami. When a major revenue source for the county, TV production, could be shut down it is time for intervention. The county commission can see this issue (too many breast implants in Miami) properly lifted up and out to generate popular enthusiasm for a sagging institution.

More County Commission News: The lopsided Committee to study the (UDB) Urban Development Boundary (that environmental groups boycotted) was killed in a 4 to 4 vote. Moss, Bell Sosa and Souto voted against it. Joe Martinez, Barreiro, Bovo, and Diaz voted “Yes”.

LeMieux Announces his Miami Dade County Campaign Team. By Geniusofdespair

LeMieux said in a news release:

“South Florida is a pivotal component in Republican politics and my Miami-Dade Victory Team will play an important roll in defeating Bill Nelson(GoD: In your dreams fella), taking back the US Senate in 2012, and getting our country back on track”

The team is: Rene Garcia; Miami-Dade County Commissioner Lynda Bell; Tony Argiz, chairman/CEO of Morrison, Brown, Argiz & Farra; Lorenzo Cobiella of the Hialeah/Miami Lakes Republican Club; Carlos Curbelo, Miami-Dade School Board member; Keith Fernandez, former campaign advisor to U.S. Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen of Miami; Maria D. Garcia of the Cuban American Bar Association and SUNPAC; Nelson Hernandez – Miami Lakes town councilman; Jesse Manzano-Plaza – former Jeb Bush aide; Mario Murgado– president/CEO
of Brickell Motors; Daisy Oliveros of the McCollum for Governor Hispanic Leadership Team; Frank Pena, President of FJP Group; and Francis Suarez, Miami City Commissioner.

The District Map On The Florida Senate Website. By Geniusofdespair

A reader sent me a link and said this is the Senate Map (above). I don't know which map is right they both look like NOT compact districts and they both look the same to me except for the numbers. Leave it to the Legislature to NOT update their records.


I found this map above on the Senate website.  I added the numbers. District 23/39 is ridiculous on both maps.  Look at how it finger in at Doral (almost to the East Coast). Fingers don't belong on District maps. This district 23/39 goes into 4 Counties, all the way from Key West up to Hendry County. Could this be considered a compact district? Only in the minds of our State Senate.

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Marco Rubio: refuses to meet with climate change scientists ... by gimleteye

Dr. Harold Wanless is Chair of the Department of Geological Sciences at the University of Miami. He has participated in local government panels on climate change, talked to audiences throughout Florida, and has received wide acclaim for his work. In 2010 Dr. Wanless quietly invited Marco Rubio to meet with qualified climate scientists. Rubio promised to respond to a hand-delivered letter, but he never did.
It is one thing to be a retail politician from West Dade, where Rubio first made his mark. It is quite another to be on the list of possible vice presidential candidates. How prepared is Marco Rubio to be one step from the presidency? Judging from his refusal to meet with climate change scientists, not at all.

A recent survey conducted by George Mason University and Yale University, found that 72 percent of those surveyed believe global warming should be a priority for the Obama administration and Congress. In refusing to even meet with climate change scientists, with Rubio it is a long way from "yes we can" to "no we won't."

Dem Joe Garcia IS Challenging Slime-Pub David Rivera. By Geniusofdespair


Don't discount the Dems chances of winning this seat. Surprise, surprise, David Rivera won against Joe Garcia in 2010 by absentee ballots. Joe Garcia won on election day and in early voting. And, yes I am aware that more Republicans do absentee but Rivera got twice as many absentee's in what was a nail biter in the other two arenas.

Here is Joe Garcia's Video Announcement:

Justice Dept. Preclears Florida Congressional Map

From Roll Call this morning:

The Justice Department today precleared Florida’s Congressional map, making the GOP-friendly lines enforceable law.

The new lines, passed by the Republican-controlled Legislature and signed into law by GOP Gov. Rick Scott, are likely to lead to Democrats picking up two to four seats in November. But the Florida delegation is almost certain to remain overwhelmingly Republican. The current House delegation includes 19 Republicans and six Democrats. Reapportionment granted Florida two new seats because of increases in population.

The 1965 Voting Rights Act requires the Justice Department or the federal court in Washington, D.C., to certify new Congressional maps before they can be enforced.

Does Ron Saunders Favor the Keys? By Geniusofdespair

Rep. Ron Saunders district goes all the way to South Dade from Key West. He lives in Key West. According to my friends down South, except for election time, Saunders does a vanishing act in Miami Dade County. But somehow he keeps getting elected. Saunders actually was the House minority leader from 2010 - 2012. He didn't seem to Co-Sponsor anything earth shattering...i.e. Honoring the Girl Scouts 100th Anniversary (HR 9013).

Democrat Saunders actually lost the election in Miami Dade County with 44.61% of the vote: It was 6,353 votes for Saunders to McPherson's 7,213. In Monroe County Saunders got 15,948 to McPherson's 8,505. Saunders in now running in the State Senate, in what was the Larcenia Bullard seat. Bullard's son Dwight is running for the Mom's vacated seat (remind you of the Meeks?). Once the maps are finalized maybe I can figure out the make-up of the district. But with James Bush III also on the ticket, the Black vote will be split and maybe Saunders can pull off the primary (no runoff in State Elections) -- It would have been easier for him if he paid some more attention to his constituents in Miami Dade County throughout his term.

Monroe County has 18,785 Republicans and 16,608 Democrats (13,990 are registered as other). In total, Monroe County has 49,383 voters. Personally I think it is unfair to jam the Keys in with part of Miami Dade County. It is two different worlds.

City of Miami Park's Master Plan Meeting Tonight! By Geniusofdespair

The City of Miami  is conducting a study to develop appropriate standards for evaluating how much and what kinds of parks, recreation and open space to better serve city residents. These standards will be incorporated in the City's Comprehensive Plan.

PUBLIC MEETING - Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
Jose Marti Park, Multipurpose Room - 362 S.W. 4th Street
6:30 p.m. to 8:00 p.m.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Charter Review Task Force Meetings. By Geniusofdespair

Here is the schedule in case you want to be heard on charter changes (Everyone, if you go please ask that they change the charter so there are no notary requirements on citizen petitions):

Monday, May 7, 2012, 5:30 p.m.
Miami Art Museum
101 W. Flagler Street
Miami, FL 33130

Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 5:30 p.m.
North Dade Regional Library
2455 NW 183rd Street
Miami, FL 33056

Wednesday, May 9, 2012, 5:30 p.m.
West Kendall Regional Library
10201 Hammocks Boulevard
Miami, FL 33196

Thursday, May 10, 2012, 5:30 p.m.
South Dade Regional Library
10750 SW 211th Street
Miami, FL 33189

Friday, May 11, 2012, 5:30 p.m.
Wilde Community Center
1701 W. 53rd Terrace
Hialeah, FL 33012

Looks like they don't care about Miami Beach. Actually a lot of neighborhoods are left out. Read the charter before you go!

The New Deep-Dredged Port of Miami, through the eyes of Mark Twain ... by gimleteye

I hesitate to call my discovery of the Mark Twain documentary by Ken Burns a "happy" one. It is nevertheless filled with historical context of a great American who commanded the public stage with his sharp wit and writing at the turning point of our nation's history. (Here's a link to PBS, that carried the documentary.) We are at another such turning point these days, but with none to show exactly how, with the refreshing iciness and humor that Twain possessed in such clarity and depth.

"Ours is a useful trade," Twain wrote of writing in July, 1888. "... a worthy calling. With all its lightness and frivolity it has one serious purpose. One aim. One speciality and it is constant to it. The deriding of shams, the exposure of pretentious falsities, the laughing of stupid superstitions out of existence, and that who so is by instinct engaged in this sort of warfare is the natural enemy of royalties, nobilities, privileges and all kindred swindles and the natural friend of human rights and human liberties." That, dear readers, describes the work of Eyeonmiami to a blessed "T" without the reward.

I could draw comparison and contrast to our relative time and the role of social commentary and the dour, dark reflections that eventually wrapped up even the writer of Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer. It is hard to feel anything light-hearted about this second tier America we are becoming, calling to mind the Duke of Wellington, "That which we require now is not to lose the enjoyment of what we have got." Twain had it right so far as social criticism goes: we are "the enemy of royalties, privileges and all kindred swindles."

Then there is the deep dredging of the Port of Miami. I was thinking about the multi-billion project and the confidence of county elected officials who believe it will materialize any positive benefit. Miami's infrastructure disasters make me turn the other way, if I can avoid the traffic. On this particular occasion I was driving on the interstate in western North Carolina, with the gas gauge ticking down from full at $4.30 a gallon. The road was filled with cargo containers pulling to and from the American south and midwest. The problem with the port of Miami is that it is very expensive to travel the whole length of Florida with cargo and any dumb fool can see that except for the fools that employ any economic argument to gin up the unloosening of public dollars into their own bank accounts. It is called socializing risk and privatizing profit. We are a nation of swindles, now.

The deep dredging of the Port of Miami will commence though not a single PANAMAX container ship coming through the new deepened Panama Canal has indicated the least interest in using it. If you see someone standing on a small row boat with a stopwatch, waiting for the billions to pan out for taxpayers; that will not be me. I will be betting that the owners of the new Marlins Stadium will sell the team and run away with a few hundred million in ill-gotten gains from the public treasury before the new deep dredged port of Miami turns a profit.

Miami Dade County Website is a Beat Behind On County Charter Review. By Geniusofdespair

Senator Rene Garcia
There is news related to the Miami Dade County Charter Review Task Force but don't look on the County Website, it hasn't been updated since April 19th. The Task Force had a meeting on April 19th. I found out more about the Task Force by reading Miami Today.

Former School Board Member Evelyn Langlieb Greer is the Vice Chair and Senator Rene Garcia is the Chair.  I previously reported on the Senator. Thankfully, Miami Beach is putting on Victor Diaz who was the chair of the last Charter Review Task Force.  Jeff Bercow is gone -- Lobbyists aren't allowed. Let's hope Bruno Barreiro does better this time.

Regarding that lobbyist ban on members, does anyone really believe that, Barbara Jordan's pick, Terry Murphy isn't lobbying?

Xavier Suarez's pick - Rep. Carlos Trujillo - isn't his District West from Kendall to Doral? Isn't Xavier's district to the East? Why this guy? Trujillo introduced the
Water Hyacinths bill that would have repealed provisions relating to prohibitions on placement of water hyacinths in any streams or waters of the state. It died.

Does anyone know if Yolanda Aguilar, Rebeca Sosa's pick, is the Spanish language radio talk show host? She is the city Manager of West Miami according to a reader. I think I might have reported that, but who remembers what I report. I don't.

County Website person: If you call Evelyn Greer 'honorable', then you have to call Don Slesnick and Carlos Manrique honorable (all the former politicians). Or, better, get rid of that stupid word. How about 'Former Office Holder', 'washed up' or NOTHING to be more accurate. You also have Isis Garcia-Martinez as an honorable, that would mean there should be 5 more honorable titles if you want to be consistent for current office holders. And, in the name of consistency, you might dump the Esquire title you have on 2 of them as there are many more lawyers on this panel. Maybe your listing should include it all: Honorable, Former Coral Gables Mayor, Lost His Last Election Donald Slesnick, Esq. or Honorable Former School Board Member voted out, Evelyn Langlieb Greer, Esq. Vice Chair.

Here is another bill that Carlos Trujillo Sponsored (glad it too died):

To the point: America, the Unexceptional ... by gimleteye

The following NY Times OPED by E.L. Doctorow is too good to excerpt.

NEW YORK TIMES
April 28, 2012
Unexceptionalism: A Primer
By E. L. DOCTOROW
TO achieve unexceptionalism, the political ideal that would render the United States indistinguishable from the impoverished, traditionally undemocratic, brutal or catatonic countries of the world, do the following:

PHASE ONE ...

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Air & Sea Show 2012 Fort Lauderdale. By Geniusofdespair

I was at The 2012 Fort Lauderdale Air & Sea Show. As usual, my pictures sucked of the actual Air & Sea Show but I got a few other shots worth a look.

Besides the planes,  jets  and U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds, there were some colorful folks.

What can I say? She was the highlight of the Air & Sea Show for a lot of us.
I was hoping she was part of the sea show. I wanted to see her buoyancy put to the test.

There was a tremendous amount of beer being sold.

There were lots of people, porta-potties, and cops on hand as well as a lot of soldiers from Fleet Week.
They even had a truck from Broward Elections doing demonstrations.

They had some good T Shirts...almost all included the word "Dead".

The Porta Potty Line, do you think this is a new fashion statement or just a bloody nose?
This is the only actual Air Show photo I got.  Maybe you all can chip in and get me a decent camera.
Looks like I am NOT going to the Air Show today - cancelled because of rain. All of you, go to the Tropical Audubon thing today it starts at 4pm.

Best Local Campaign Video, Slogan: Return to Awesomeness. By Geniusofdespair


Gus Garcia Roberts (Miami New Time Reporter) is running for Commissioner in Surfside. Below is his campaign video. You gotta see it. He even humps the Bal Harbour sign. The Miami Herald said he is alarmed because his opponent hasn't asked to see his birth certificate.



Don't see video? Here is the link, really fun to watch! Truthfully, it is better to run it from the link.