The Line For Shakes at "Robert is Here", Population Overload. By Geniusofdespair

The line was the longest I ever saw for Shakes at Robert is Here. Once you ordered there were almost 70 shakes in front of you that had to be prepared.

This is way out in Florida City. I think that South Florida is reaching a saturation point. If the mosquito's don't get some the tourists, I will never be able to have a shake again. An hour is just too long to wait.

Seriously, we are starting a housing boom again when even a fruit stand can't handle the population.  This is a symptom of a greater problem no one wants to talk about in Little Manhattan (Miami). This fruit stand is our farming district (at least an hour from the Broward County line without traffic) or it is supposed to be our Farming district. We are eating away at it. How are you going to keep viable farming with all these people?

Shake, shake, shake Senora, the song says "Jump in de line."

 NOTE TO COUNTY COMMISSIONER DENNIS MOSS:

YOU ARE TOO LATE Dennis Moss, Gulfstream Park is building a major water theme park. They beat you to it. Now you can forgo that sensitive land you want to build your theme park on.

Water Theme Park in construction at Hallandale Beach's Casino, Gulfstream Park. The centerpiece of the park in an 11 story high Pegasus. Gulfstream park has gambling and horse racing too and a shit-load of shops. What can you offer in your District, Commissioner Moss? Build it and they WON'T come.

The $30 Million dollar Pegasus is right on US 1, not even a 1/4 mile from the Miami Dade County line.

Having too much fun to be mortified. By geniusofdespair

Don't see video, here is the link.

This kid, at a birthday party on the flowrider at Adrenalina at Gulfstream Park, lost his swim trunks at the top of the ride but took his bare ass in stride. He was having too much fun to be mortified by his naked butt in front of the birthday group.

Actually, Gulfstream Park is heads above the Hard Rock complex. Even outdoor at Hard Rock, you smell cigarette smoke everywhere. At Gulfstream you can breathe and they have some decent restaurants. Of course, they also have this ride where your kids can get naked by accident. $20 for a 30 minute session, kids were surfing and on boogieboards. I wish I were a kid again because all I had were tubes that I had to paddle.