Thursday, December 17, 2015

You Won't Believe What Happened to This Baby Duck While I Watched - OMG. By Geniusofdespair


Nothing happened to the damn baby duck. I am trying to get your attention. I spent a lot of time writing yesterday's post. Now go back and read it and leave the message: "I read your damn post."

If I am going to work for free I need better numbers on my time consuming posts. Why am I doing this otherwise? You can hate it and disagree with it, but you have to read it. And while you are at it, you might read my Saturday post too. I worked Saturday guys...for you... doing research because you are too lazy to do your own.

Consider that your Christmas present to me. Do it or I will post more pictures of my eye operation. I have plenty worse (more blood - yes I had blood gushing out of one eye) than the one I posted that will really gross you out.

Aside: This is our most popular post in the history of Eye on Miami.

14 comments:

Jeffrey Scott Wilson said...

FYI. I read everyday and repost my favorites for everybody in my circle. Keep up the great reporting.

Geniusofdespair said...

Thank you Jeffrey Scott Wilson, I know you do because you google + 1. Thank you again. No eye operation pictures for you.

When you repost, include the link so i get a number.

Anonymous said...

Yes I read everyday.
I hope the politicians do too!

Geniusofdespair said...

Guys you are not getting the idea, I don't want your comments here I WANT THEM ON THE OTHER POST THE ONE I LINKED TO. PRESS THE LINK.

Anonymous said...

I read your posts every day - sometimes checking in twice a day. Excellent work. Never met you but feel like I know you. One of these days I will find you and shake your hand.

Anonymous said...

Any new news on that scammer Maldonado?

Funny that just 3 years ago Curbello wasn't on the radar to be captioned in the photo he's in in that post.

Anonymous said...

It is not fair, you made me look, I already read it last night.

EugeneFlinn said...

Good work Genius.

And it is good to know that I am officially certified "not to be a robot"

Anonymous said...

I wake up. I roll over. I put on my eyeglasses. I take a sip of water. I pop open my IPad. I click on my bookmarked "Eye on MIami." I read your blog every morning. Even before I pee!

Geniusofdespair said...

I pee first before I write it.

DMD said...

I read your stuff every day and continue to learn from it !!! DMD

Anonymous said...

What's a blogger's favorite wine? "Nobody's reading my post!" When you insult our comments, we tend to comment less. I always read your posts. Maybe you need a "like" button.

Geniusofdespair said...

Whine is you read the inane posts and the good ones you do not give as much attention to. If nobody was reading my posts I would have given this up long ago.

Anonymous said...

I confess I do not read your post every day. But someone usually reminds me to read it on the days I miss. You have a lot of followers...