Friday, August 07, 2015

The Republican Debate, Numero Uno. By Geniusofdespair


Jeb lose the glasses. They suck. First you look old, second they are ugly. Even Rubio did better than you with your halting delivery. However, Rubio should wear earmuffs. Where did that Neurosurgeon come from? Did they just need a black candidate? He seriously couldn't answer a question.

The debate was a snooze. The only one who made an ounce of sense was from Ohio...and that is just an ounce. The rest, heard it all before, can't stand listening to it. Cut up baby parts...you know the rest. Trump was on good behavior so it wasn't much fun at all. The moderators fucked him with the first question, would he run as an independent. They repeated it 3 times (for the slow of mind Fox viewer) they also mentioned it would allow Hillary to win. It was obvious they didn't want him to have any traction. It did cut him off at the knees.

The Fox commentators were so bad and the questions were all Conservative nonsense and they addressed most of the questions to the 3 frontrunners and Huck. I guess that is because he works there. I think Scott Walker is the absolute worst candidate. He has this sleepy strange, lopsided eye. He was cradling an imaginary unborn embryo/fetus in his 2 hands. Someone should have told him how small an embryo is.  He believes that at about 8 weeks, a mother's life is not as important as the fetus if the mother's life is in danger and that the fetus shouldn't suffer if it is conceived from incest or rape: It is not fetus fault (he calls it a person). I guess he figures the mother should suffer for the sins of the unwanted sperm donor, so it is her fault and she should pay the price.  I would move to Mexico if he were President.

Trump did say one interesting thing, he gives to all candidates and when he wants something done, he makes a call and it gets done.  Money does buy you power in Government and he admitted as much. Trump wants to build a wall at the border but Rubio just wants a fence.

 If you put a gun to my head and said you have to vote for one of these: It would be the Ohio guy. If you put a gun to my head and said you have to vote for Huckabee or Walker -- I would say shoot me.

It is still on, but I am gone....10:50pm. Last Republican debate I will ever watch until I get my gun license.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Genius: The Ohio guy will move up in the polls.

Geniusofdespair said...

No he won't he goes to gay weddings.

Anonymous said...

Best blog on the GOP debates. It sucked. It is why I cannot stomach Fox news............I won't watch again. I just can't. The 5 PM debate was actually more interesting and more like a real debate, not a game show like the 9 PM one.....

cyndi said...

Ohio guy did talk about actually treating the mentally ill and getting them out of jail and having alcohol rehab in jail. My ear perked up! Paula Dockery had some nice things to say about him. There was no mention of climate change and I doubt there will be. I'm going start blowing up my inner tube.

Anonymous said...

Everyone I've spoken to today (I work in a very large law firm) believes the debate was great. It was actually a debate with the participants addressing each other. FYI; Dr. Ben Carson is a highly regarded neurosurgeon and published author who is polling high enough to have been included in the debate.

Geniusofdespair said...

Everybody is a published author. I am. I am self published. For God's sake, even Marco Rubio is a published author - what is it 3 books? I know he is a neurosurgeon I mentioned that. A book and a medical degree does not make you presidential material. What is he polling high on Fox News?

Geniusofdespair said...

BTW, your law firm sucks. They are lucky you didn't mention their name.

Anonymous said...

Cruz, Huckabee and Kasick were not wearing American flag pins, so you know they must secret Muslims who hate America.

Impeachment Diane said...

Genius of Despair: You had the same observations as our group of four watching at our private debate watch party last night, i.e., big ears, bad glasses, etc., etc. Not one of them is qualified to be President of the U.S. The fact that they think they are qualified is disturbing enough.

Anonymous said...

I missed the big comedy show last night as I gave up cable 4 years ago. Caught some of the highlights on various Rouko channels today. Got the best laughs from your post!!!! Steve Hagen

Anonymous said...

Get the fashion police on Bush.

Anonymous said...

Great review...I'm still laughing!

It's red meat for the right said...

Oh. please, a blog written for and populated by progressive tree huggers critiquing a Fox news sponsored Republican primary debate is like me watching Discovery Channel's Naked and Afraid for the environmental insights..

This was pure theater and was watched in record numbers proving it works.

Geniusofdespair said...

I am a registered Republican committed to voting in the primaries. I have every right to critique my party.