I was having a second eye procedure, a cut and just two stitches, so I opted for a few eye shots to deaden the area and was awake during the procedure. In the operating room my doctor was playing 80's love songs. I said: "What kind of shit music is this?"
The Doctor replied: "You realize I am holding a scalpel to your eye."
The music sounded much better after that. The nurse said don't you love "Prince?" I shuddered. What should I say to that? "More than Country music?" I answered with a diversion, "I like Christina Aguilera." My doctor tersely replied: "That is 90's music." Woof! Glad to get out of there with a seeing eye.