Sunday, May 17, 2015

Readers Beware. By Geniusofdespair

I am about to do away with the Saturday editorial page, not enough readers. How about being a blog ambassador for Eye on Miami? Put your friends emails in the box at right. Tell them you did it and urge them to accept the blog email request they will get. Our advertising revenue is way down. Oh wait, that is a lie, we don't take advertising. If you want us to continue this public service, get us more readers. I am going to monitor the Saturday Editorial page today. Get on it you lazy bastards...I mean valued readers.


Malagodi said...

You have no idea how often I want to publicly say "Get on it you lazy bastards."

I guess the trick is you have to say it like you don't really believe that they actually are lazy bastards.

Stuck on the Palmetto said...

RIP blogging.

Long live blogging.

Anonymous said...

How about Eye on Miami bumper stickers? Word of mouth and forwarding columns is a slow process.

Anonymous said...

You're my first recommendation for a local blog.

Maybe do a bit of Facebook advertising to boost readership. FB pages are free and for $20 you can get good as results that are targeted to people interested in politics (or any other subject) that live in Miami (or certain zip codes).

Geniusofdespair said...

Readership is down on my Saturday Editorial only.. Just because you want to rag on Stoddard doesn't mean it is true. You have a vendetta and I will not entertain your lies.