Researchers erred this week believing they had discovered a brand new species of cave-dwelling fish in Mammoth Cave's southern Indiana regions. A fish with an anus on its forehead -- endemic in Florida -- has migrated from Florida waters to Indiana. Read about it here.
The Hoosier cavefish displays an anus on its forehead just like the endemic Florida man-cave fish. Unlike the "walking" catfish which is evolving human-like motor skills, Florida's anus-headed man-cave fish is adapting toward reasoning skills.
Researchers will now be examining man-caves in other Southern states for signs of global-warming induced migration. Eye On Miami will be setting up a hot-line to report any anus-headed creatures found in the region.
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Researchers will now be examining man-caves in other Southern states for signs of global-warming induced migration. Eye On Miami will be setting up a hot-line to report any anus-headed creatures found in the region.
3 comments:
Hurricanes have been slowly shifting northward as well. Have the insurance companies taken notice? South Florida is getting a similar weather pattern as the northern coast of South America had historically by being out of hurricane's harms way. Let's see what happens this year, I doubt we will be hit by any major storms due to hurricane path shift.
Anus on the forehead (close to brain)? interesting. On humans that would make for a hell of a lot more excrement, not to mention brain farts affecting the atmosphere with inordinate amounts of methane.
Honestly I thought it was going to be a joke and it was going to come back and be a story about some politician with craniorectal inversion. Yikes. People need to pay attention to Global warming.
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