Thursday, December 06, 2012

Design Miami 2012. By Geniusofdespair

For those of you buying me a holiday gift, I made two choices at the companion show to Art Basel,  Design Miami. I took into consideration your price range.

This side table made of aluminum (I think) is only $50,000. I want to put my TV on it.
For the budget mined, you can get me one of these blown glass guilded bowls for $5,000.

I didn't really understand Design Miami. It had a lot of jewelry and vases, industrial looking furnture and some wacky chairs made of carbon fiber. There was also a light fixture with hairy bulbs on it (I guess I should have taken a picture, each bulb looked like a dandelion but I am sure the hairy bulbs don't help boils and diarrhea like the real thing). The fuzzy bulbed fixture, I want that too. But I am sure it is out of your price range.

There wasn't that much to see at this venue.


Honey Bo Bell said...

Where should I send the table?

Geniusofdespair said...

Oh, added bonus...if you get me a gift I won't write about you.

Geniusofdespair said...

I am at Art Basel today.