Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Oxymoron: Tampa Socialite. By Geniusofdespair

Jill Kelley Sporting Weather-girl hairdo.
Is anyone else baffled by the mainstream news media's identification of military groupie Jill Kelley as a Tampa socialite? Tampa paired with socialite, no, doesn't work. Tampa paired with Busch Gardens, that is more like it. Did any of you know that MacDill Air Force Base had a VIP list?  I liken this to being on a VIP list for the Miami Marlin's. Applying dubious status to these wannabe folks, although amusing, is irrelevant.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

she does not look appealing. so what is she doing or saying to get these guys to become so obsessed with her?

Anonymous said...

We have our own versions here w the military, believe it.

Anonymous said...

Turn her into a bank owner and she'd have her own performing arts center named after her.

Wendy said...

The Kelley's are currently the targets of at least four indebtedness lawsuits and two foreclosures in Hillsborough County, according to court records.

Central Bank have a suit against the Kelleys and Kelly Land Holdings, centered on a three-story office building downtown Tampa.

Court records show they owed the bank nearly $2.2 million, including attorney fees. In 2011, a judge ordered the property to be put up for sale.

Regions Bank, meanwhile, is trying to foreclose on the couple's historic $1.3million waterfront house, claiming they defaulted on a $271,000-credit line with their five bedroom house as collateral, according to Gossip Extra.

miaexile said...

now, now, g.o.d., when folks live in the bubble, they can be anything they want to be; queen of tampa, tampa socialite, mitt romney wins in a landslide..whatever you want!..the bubble is an awesome place...me, I'm King of my own backyard!

Anonymous said...

I think this is the reality TV crap spreading in to real life fake worlds! Yep, that's an oxymoron too! Gotta love the media for putting titles on train wrecks whether they're people or situations.

Anonymous said...

Is she a US citizen? Foreign operative? Spy? Call Girl? What?

Anonymous said...

Looking at the nose and face work, and that tight botox skin, I say she's a Desperate Housewife of Tampa.

Pete said...

How many knobs did she slob?

Geniusofdespair said...

Oh come on grow up.

Pete said...

Ha ha!

Mensa said...

I think she was being paid to be a spy. I hope the FBI checks her out completely.

Anonymous said...

Well if that information is correct, she needed money. The question is exactly how could she get money out of this mess?

Hector said...

She could get money out of this mess by selling secrets to the enemy. With her financial problems, she could never get a security clearance. Yet it appears she was privy to lots from generals and an FBI agent.

Anonymous said...

Jill Kelley’s maiden name is Khawam and she was born in Lebanon. The plot thickens.

Anonymous said...

For some reason they allowed her to have access to them. The investigators need to figure out why she had access. Even people who are not very important limit those who have access to them. Not only did they allow her to have access to them, they allowed her to get really close and "involved" with them. Generals usually are very guarded in that respect and they have a large number of gate-keepers to insure you keep your distance.

Anonymous said...

This story is all about political strategy, but as reported in The Onion, "Nation Horrified To Learn About War In Afghanistan While Reading Up On Petraeus Sex Scandal"

Anonymous said...

oh,,,,,she is hot.

Anonymous said...

Tampa Socialite= oxymoron is one of the funniest things Ive seen yet-- kudos

I have been loving her story-- her diplomatic inviolability is my favorite--

I keep telling all my friends that I am having Thanksgiving with the Kelleys in Tampa but not all of them get it

Anonymous said...

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