Thursday, June 08, 2017

Comey to buy Marlins with Jeb Bush and David Beckham ... by gimleteye

Sources tell EOM that James Comey, former FBI director, has joined in a new bid to buy the Florida Marlins with Jeb Bush and a surprising new partner: David Beckham. Comey, scheduled to testify before Congress this morning on his tense relationship with President Donald Trump, will break away at noon to reveal more about the baseball deal valued at more than $3 billion. A spokesman for Beckham affirmed that the former British soccer star and international celebrity has given up on his bid for a Miami-based professional soccer franchise after investors emerged to pay a more than fifty percent premium on the Marlins' value according to earlier reports. Bush's communication director, Hope Hicks, would not disclose who the investors are but said they speak Russian fluently.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

FAKE news.

Anonymous said...

Alternative FACT.

miaexile said...

finally proof god is not the only one with a sense of humor @ eom

Geniusofdespair said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Beckham was possibly strong-armed into this bid by Russian hackers who earlier this year obtained sensitive information from his private email account: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/revealed-hackers-tried-blackmail-david-beckham-1m-avoid-embarrassing/

Sad!

Anonymous said...

The hacker lives at a penthouse in Sunny Isle band her name is Fictitious Svetlana Loser.