Friday, September 09, 2016

Xanax Thiefs Foiled My Election Plan. By Geniusofdespair

I had my emergency stash of Xanax ready in case Donald Trump gets elected. The damn movers stole it. Stupidly, I had them pack. They were the worst movers ever. Except: They didn't break anything. Now I will have to weather the 'seems like forever election' sans coping "skills".  Can it be done?

How will you cope?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Celestial Seasoning tension tamer tea.

Anonymous said...

big mistake, drugs are as likely to be stolen as money by a thief.

In any case, you should be taking CBD or some other form of marijuana ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to remember my social insurance number when I use to live in Canada. Hope it still works!

Anonymous said...

You don't need it. I too want the election to be over with because I am sick and tired of hearing about dysfunctional Trump. It is like torture. His candidacy is a challenge to our democracy and everything we believe in. And this challenge is happening on our watch. Everyone needs to be on point to insure Hillary's win. After she wins, you can relax and take a vacation!

Unknown said...

I have a Swiss flag ready to run up the pole in the front yard.

WOOF said...

Not having a TV provides powerful protection.
Almost was persuaded to buy a cheaper, bigger,
smarter TV this week. I lay down and the notion
passed.

Anonymous said...

I watch the Weather Channel and reruns of the Golden Girls. It is all I can stomach.

Cyndi said...

do you want me to send you some lavender oil?

ZWoman said...

Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, all better than television and NO TRUMP.

Anonymous said...

No they weren't the worst movers. Last time I moved, I was a victim of extortion. Once they got to the new place, they demanded more money, in cash, or else nothing came off the truck. Things were broken, and some others missing. You are so tired and exhausted, you just wanted to pay them money to disappear and go away.

youbetcha' said...

Did you file a police report? You should have.

Anonymous said...

Mana Movers? You money probably went to Moishe Mana so he could buy more buildings.

Anonymous said...

No, I didn't file a report. Some battles I really have to fight. Others aren't worth it. I pick and choose which ones I will go after. When I added up my hourly rate, the aggravation involved, everything else that was going on, paying the money was the least expensive option to make the problem go away so I could focus on more pressing problems.