A rattled Rubio had a meltdown. This video is toxic. Marco Rubio's programmed sound bite on Barack Obama was repeated 4 times during the debate almost word for word…and in 3 cases it was not even apropos to the question he was asked. Like the water bottle fiasco at his response to the State of the Union Speech (Rubio's tell, he takes a drink to give himself time to think or reboot -- Seriously, look at his video's -- he is always drinking something). Marco Rubio may have finally done himself in with this debate.
It took a prosecutor to throw him into a spiral. Surely he was too young and inexperienced at the start for this presidential run. Are you listening to your boy Norman Braman? Watch the Damn Video, in it you will hear Rubio repeat the same talking point 3 times!!
DON'T MISS DAVE BARRY'S INSIGHTFUL COVERAGE OF THE PRIMARIES (I REALLY COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING):
Somehow the snow didn’t seem to bother the New Hampshire people; they just drove calmly through it without hitting each other or sliding off the road. I was very impressed. In Miami, the drivers can’t handle rain. Their reaction is: “What’s this? Water falling from the SKY?? I had better take evasive action by swerving violently OH NO (BANG).”Yesterday:
On the Republican side, Ted Cruz won in Iowa. Donald Trump, who came in second, made an uncharacteristically low-key and gracious concession speech, but then the tranquilizer dart wore off and Trump fired off a series of semi-grammatical attack tweets claiming that Cruz is a liar and a fraud and by the way a Canadian who won Iowa by cheating. So he’s back in form.and:
The big winner in all this is Marco Rubio, who is looking more and more like the Republican Establishment Alternative. This makes Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Kasich CRAZY because they all have executive experience as governors, whereas Rubio’s main achievement to date is paying off his student loans.