Saturday, February 07, 2015

Eye on Miami Editorial Page. By Geniusofdespair

Members of our Editorial only I guess.

Since the Miami Herald has given up on Editorials and Opinions on Saturday, we have been forced to take up the slack. This is our third Saturday Editorial Page.

A boatload of 5 migrants set on shore at a Palmetto Bay mansion stirring up all kinds of excitement. Turns out the housekeeper didn't realize they were there to deliver bagels to bagelboy, this was his preferred form of delivery. No they were not there to cut mangroves. Our editorial board has "no comment."

Daniella Levine Cava stayed the night at Mark Bell's Homestead Hotel. Mark found the room filled with tropical fruits when she left. She was lucky to get out in one piece but she said she had "a lovely stay." Our editorial board has "no comment."

Eye Rolling to head rolling.

Mayor Carlos Gimenez called out on his eye-rolling has resorted to head-rolling. Our editorial board still wants those eye rolling videos and photos. Besides that, "no comment".

Norman Braman teamed up with Raquel Regalado on a lawsuit over the Nail Clipper building in Bayfront Park. Our editorial board has "no comment."

Transgender folks are being attacked by liberal Frank Artiles in Tallahassee, trying to make the recent Miami Dade County law moot by proposing a Tallahassee law to override it. Oops, the Southwest Miami State Representative is really a Republican, what a surprise. If you want to read the article on line you had better remember your password. I can't remember mine so I can't read it -- Our editorial board has "no comment.

This week our editorial board has no opinions as I was sick and ended up watching "TheWalking Dead" Marathon. You have to have priorities. If I had any opinions after watching 12 hours of "The Walking Dead" I might need a machete to process them.

Tallahassee Republicans: Ready to Vote with only a Brain Stem. Amazing folks!

Eye on Miami Editorial Page Number 1
Eye on Miami Editorial Page Number 2


Anonymous said...

Letter to the editor: I too watched some of the walking dead. Can't think of much else except tearing each other apart.

Phil said...

Dear Editor:

Who is bagel boy?

Anonymous said...

I sure do not miss the Saturday editorial page in the Herald -- this is soooo much better!

Anonymous said...

These are the best editorial pages ever.

Go Norman and Raque! Great plan.

Anonymous said...

Did they comp Commissioner Daniella Levine Cava on the room? I hope Levine Cava includes it on her report if they did.

Anonymous said...

Any comment on Jorge Luis Lopez's being paid by the Miami Heat AND by the Downtown Development Authority (DDA) to completely pave and secure Parcel B so no one uses it except Heat VIP's and various 18 wheelers? (Parcel B is the 4 acre taxpayer owned site that was promised to be soccer field).

Anonymous said...

Daniella stayed the night? Our commissioner spend some time at "the love shack" hmmm, inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Will you take op eds? or better yet, assign us a topic and ask for pros and cons to be sent in.

Geniusofdespair said...

I'll take any shit. Write 'editorial' in the subject line:

You can be on our editorial board too.