I am the Chief Lobbyist Liaison for the Commissioner. I get to meet with them all to hear their bullshit and made-up crap about their projects jobs first and then I would recommend whether their projects are worthy to present to the Commissioner. Probably none are.
Don't you think this is a good idea? If only it were true but I am afraid it is a DREAM without the job part. The only problem for all of you would be, I would take bribes, plenty of them and they wouldn't fit in white envelopes. I would require those big post office plastic sack envelopes. But don't despair I would have lotteries for all of you with half the money each month. I would share my bribe money.
Be careful what you wish for.