Monday, January 06, 2014

Top Ten Career Ideas for Erik Fresen. Guest Blog by Bob

# 10 As a POSTER BOY for Ultra-Brite toothpaste.
#9 As a BANK REPO MAN, for daring a bank to repo his house.
#8 Doing PEDICURES at Ana Alliegro's beauty parlor in Granada, Nicaragua
#7 As a SLOT MACHINE REPAIRMAN for the Genting Gaming Consortium
#6 David Rivera will get him a job as a POOPER SCOOPER at the Flagler Dog Track's Casino Miami
#5 As a CHURCH USHER collecting the offering at University Baptist Church, where his family's business tried to stick a 600 student charter school in a Gables residential neighborhood.
#4 AS AN IRS AGENT maybe someday, he'll pay up.
#3 As a POSTAL WORKER for his opposition to any meaningful gun control after the Sandy Hook massacre.
#2 As a CANE CUTTER to repay all the contributions he took from Big Sugar
AND TONIGHT'S #1 NEW CAREER FOR FORMER HOUSE REP ERIC FRESEN IS.....A criminal defense attorney representing Rick Scott's Columbia/HCA, when our soon to be former Governor gets his old job back too.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot Dickhead.

Ross said...

Seriously, this is the year he creates a Florida Gaming Commission job for himself. Just watch.

Anonymous said...

Model Prisoner or Prison Model!

Anonymous said...

Eric is not an attorney, he never finished law school.

Anonymous said...

Believe me. Fresen will be well taken care of, the way all good servants are … just like Alex Penelas or Pedro Reboredo or James Burke. There's always a little money filtering in to keep up appearances.

Anonymous said...

He'll need two jobs to make up for the campaign cash he lives off of. He will take over as Rick Scott's hair stylist and Charlie Crist's flip-flop shiner.

Anonymous said...

I thought Eric Fresen was a lobbyist for Genting, the foreign gambling company?

Anonymous said...

Fresen is a stooge for Genting.

Anonymous said...

I see Erik Fresen as a greeter for a Genting casino?

Anonymous said...

I have another career idea...unemployed!

https://youtu.be/LIMQ2_eJpLw