# 10 As a POSTER BOY for Ultra-Brite toothpaste.
#9 As a BANK REPO MAN, for daring a bank to repo his house.
#8 Doing PEDICURES at Ana Alliegro's beauty parlor in Granada, Nicaragua
#7 As a SLOT MACHINE REPAIRMAN for the Genting Gaming Consortium
#6 David Rivera will get him a job as a POOPER SCOOPER at the Flagler Dog Track's Casino Miami
#5 As a CHURCH USHER collecting the offering at University Baptist Church, where his family's business tried to stick a 600 student charter school in a Gables residential neighborhood.
#4 AS AN IRS AGENT maybe someday, he'll pay up.
#3 As a POSTAL WORKER for his opposition to any meaningful gun control after the Sandy Hook massacre.
#2 As a CANE CUTTER to repay all the contributions he took from Big Sugar
AND TONIGHT'S #1 NEW CAREER FOR FORMER HOUSE REP ERIC FRESEN IS.....A criminal defense attorney representing Rick Scott's Columbia/HCA, when our soon to be former Governor gets his old job back too.