Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Final Slate in the Miami Beach Election. By Geniusofdespair


My good friend Dan Kipnis endorses Philip Levine. Dan, who was on the Climate Change Task Force, said Levine understands that climate change and sea level rise could be the biggest problem that Miami Beach will face for the next 4 years and beyond. Former City of Miami Beach Commissiioner Nancy Liebman also seems to like Levine, saying: "Phil is the best thing to come along to run for Mayor or anything else on Miami Beach in a long time."

But you have to hand it to Mayoral Candidate Steve Berke, he has some pretty good photos floating around.


If you need a write-in candidate how about Lauren Silverman, Simon Cowell's baby mama and gal of the moment. I think she lives in Miami Beach. Even if she doesn't, who cares, write her in anyway. It is not like she is going to win.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Philip Levine looks like the front runner. Too bad Levine has lived in Miami Beach for 20 years but he never became active in any causes.

Anonymous said...

Residents need to vote for any candidate that is not endorsed by unions. I bet the unions would despise Steve Berke.

Anonymous said...

Philip invested in Sunset Harbor neighborhood in Miami Beach. This neighborhood is worthless. Wise move to run for mayor so you can protect your own flooding investments.

Anonymous said...

Mohammad Islam? Now that would be change in Miami Beach....I can just hear the yentas now....I am vvvoting vor Vohammad Islam, that is vmy guy!

Anonymous said...

Steve Berke does not have a chance. He only shows up for elections. I guess he likes publicity? Too bad he never gets involved between elections.

Anonymous said...

Joy Malakoff is running against Matti Bower (who is running for commissioner because she is term-limited as mayor). Joy is brilliant and progressive. I hope she wins.

Anonymous said...

Mattie Bower loves the attention.

Anonymous said...

Re. Steve Berke: Has this guy ever really had a JOB? Sure he was on a TV show ten years ago and more than that went to pretty good college and was a tennis player... But what has he been doing the past ten years other than telling a few jokes, making an *ss of himself getting kicked off a Comedy Central show, being dumped for someone who is famous somewhere other than his own mind and dropping names like they're hot. What you have here is a shamelessly self-promoting trust fund baby who has never really done much of anything. maybe there aren't many choices in Miami Beach but choose someone who has some practical skills. You think the attorneys and CPA's on the commission who actually wake up and go to work in the morning are going to take this guy seriously?

Anonymous said...

The last anonymous comment was from Ford Banister who has made it his mission to attack Mr. Berke - the reason seems to be incredibly personal. And, Banister is also a fan of Wolfson and Levine, so let's consider the source...

Anonymous said...

Mohammed Islam is a fraud. Few years ago, the guy scammed the very city he's running for commissioner. He is a con artist. Can't be trusted.