Monday, July 08, 2013

What is that Stench? By Geniusofdespair

Former County Commissioner Joe Martinez and his new cologne. 

Oops, never mind. Former County Commissioner Joe Martinez is one of those bad pennies that keep showing up. What next? Hair gel? Lubricants? A run for Congress?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this a joke?

Geniusofdespair said...

No it is not a joke. If you went to the Republican Lincoln Day Dinner, there was one bottle placed at each table setting.

Anonymous said...

That is SO funny. I want to be a Republican when I grow up! LOLZ.

Anonymous said...

He'd make more money being a spokesman for Jiffy Lube.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know what it smells like? I can't imagine - actually I can but won't say it.

Anonymous said...

The vanity. I think there already is a cologne for commissioners ... it's called Clubman.

Anonymous said...

The lubricant market is already saturated with Rosen and Bateman having cornered that sector.

Anonymous said...

Men have needs too. It is better for Joe Martinez to be selling men's perfume than zoning changes in West Kendall.

Anonymous said...

Joe Martinez's politics smelled like an overfull outhouse.

Anonymous said...

I'm a fireman. Can Joe hook me up with a private label. Eau de Firehose.

Anonymous said...

Other than giving it away to people, how do you market this product? Who wants to smell like a Commissioner?

Anonymous said...

"smoke filled back room"

Anonymous said...

I like, Pastor Cologne. I wear it every night.

Anonymous said...

That cologne might sweeten his way to mayorship of an Incorporated city of West Kendall