Thursday, February 16, 2012

Miami's Best Looking Lobbyist. By Geniusofdespair

Melissa - Easy on the Eyes!

Jeffrey Bercow's firm has snagged the prettiest lobbyist in Miami Dade County: Melissa Tapanes Llahues. She might not look so good after a few years of working on what I consider 'the dark side'. That ingenue look will be replaced by cynicism --  just look at the rest of them. Enjoy your good fortune of having good looks, Melissa. Think about practicing REAL environmental law to help the land, the animals and the ecosystem if you get demoralized and then your sweet, wholesomeness will endure. Also, in your new job, prepare yourself for some manhandling...all in good fun.

County Commissioner Pepe Diaz Gives LBA former President a friendly squeeze.
In other LBA news, dust off your radios for some good listening. The LBA has announced there new radio show www.880thebiz.com. It will be on Friday, 11 to 12 noon on 880 AM.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am available to be lobbied.

Anonymous said...

She is also an extremely intelligent woman, mother of at-least 2, and one heck of an athlete.

M

Anonymous said...

Get out now Melissa, make your children proud. Money can't beat having a clear conscience.

Anonymous said...

Attractive people always have the inside track for jobs even when there are more qualified applicants.

Anonymous said...

Rosario Kennedy once looked that good.

Anonymous said...

Geniusofdespair: Why do you block comments you do not like? So much for believing in the values that America stands for!!

You seem like an old bureaucrat with a fat pension and fat healthcare benefits. In other words, your a hypocrite!

Geniusofdespair said...

Read the rule when you post your comment: don't attack the blogger. I write my blog for free... I don't force you to read it. I ask my readers not to attack me personally which you did by the way. This is a tongue-in-cheek blog about this woman but you were too stupid to get it. It is a jab at the lobbyist profession. I hold beauty contests all the time here and they always include both sexes.

I left your INSULT up because it is so infantile. Next time I will not. Putz.

S said...

I like that you print hostile remarks like the one above. It was so ridiculous and off base, it made me laugh.

If they only knew more, they would feel so foolish.

Anonymous said...

Is that show before or after albert harum Alvarez?

Gazitua said...

Made by Crossfit!

Anonymous said...

I did not realize the pressure of being a lobbyist and effect it has on physical looks. I remember when Dusty Melton was a great looking guy. Now I hardly recognize him. Some of the others do not look well.
Men and women just take of yourself health wise.

Anonymous said...

As a woman lobbyist from Miami, I would like you to have a contest to recognize the hard working women lobbyists from Miami.

It's hard enough being a woman in this profession. thank you.

Geniusofdespair said...

How would your contest work?

Ross Hancock said...

The boy lobbyists could enter, too. It could be like a limbo: how low could you go?

Mitch said...

There is a better looking lobbyist that works with Miguel Diaz de la Portilla. Check her out. Hot chicks can open doors previously thought to be unopenable.

Anonymous said...

Jose Fuentes had or has Liz, she is hot in her own way, too

Anonymous said...

Who grabs women by the arm like that? I find that crosses the line. Even my good friends (male) would never touch me in such a way.

Anonymous said...

Commissioner Diaz is a gifter grabber and master of the "side boob". There are strategies amongst women county employees as to how to defend a Diaz encounter. Mostly clutching files or notebooks closely to the chest. Its very sad. Many treat is like a big joke. Old school sexist pig.