Now that the trailer trash pastor from central Florida captured the news cycle, he will not ever, never burn the Qu'ran. Capturing the news cycle, though, will yet yield his earthly rewards. Now he is both a Pastor and statesman, jetting off to New York City to see the Statue of Liberty on the Red Line and look at the bright lights of Times Square. Find an agent, book a deal. Capturing the news cycle, the Pastor Mo'ron reminds me of the dad who caught the news cycle by claiming his 6 year old son had erroneously taken flight in a silvery balloon spinning in the thin Colorado air. For efficiency you got to hand it to Pastor Mo'ron. The Heene Family Comedy required a 20 foot silver Mylar balloon. All Pastor Mo'ron needed was the Word of God.
A Denver TV station reports that the Heene family recently moved to Florida. "Old furniture litters the outside of the home they had been renting in Fort Collins. The owner of the home said the Heenes left the house a disaster with discarded belongings -- plates, tools, chairs, tables, appliances -- strewn everywhere when they took off." They moved, of course, to Florida.
Where will Pastor Mo'ron move now that the community of Gainesville, Florida is up in arms about his Dove Church? I'm guessing he'll move at some point. He'll move to a Fox News friendly town. Maybe Bradenton, where the balloon boy family now lives. And if they showed up in the congregation of Pastor Mo'ron's church, at least we would know what it is for.
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I think they clipped this mo'ron's Dove wings effectively. This crap is scary...lots of references to Post WWI Germany sentiment in the fringes.
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