Saturday, November 27, 2010

Donations to Political Action Committees. By Geniusofdespair

It is not unusual to see a $30,000 donation to a PAC (Political Action Committee). When you see Norman Braman's name, FPL or the Marlins you aren't surprised to see a large donation because you know they all have a lot of money to burn. However, I see other names that do make me pause and think, "Where did they get the money?". I assume they are collecting money from others and bundling it under their name to hide the real, less savory donors. I asked Maria Acosta of the Office of Governmental Affairs at Miami-Dade Elections if it was legal. She sent me an email which read:

The Political Committees in Florida don't have a contribution limit like the candidates but they have to disclosure every person or entity that gives them a contribution. She included the Florida Statute with her response, although the statute doesn't appear to answer my original question "On a Political Action Committee -- is one person able to make a donation for many people?"

PAC's usually help a candidate by producing a commercial for TV or sending out campaign material. They don't directly give to the candidate. There are usually PAC's involved on both sides of a campaign. I think PAC's suck because they skirt the limits on giving and they don't let the public see the toxic entities giving to a campaign. Well financed PAC's took down Florida Amendment 4.

The Statute Acosta sent:

F.S. 106.0122
(3)"Contribution" means:
(a) A gift, subscription, conveyance, deposit, loan, payment, or
distribution of money or anything of value, including contributions in
kind having an attributable monetary value in any form, made for the
purpose of influencing the results of an election or making an
electioneering communication.
(b) A transfer of funds between political committees, between committees
of continuous existence, between electioneering communications
organizations, or between any combination of these groups.
(c) The payment, by any person other than a candidate or political
committee, of compensation for the personal services of another person
which are rendered to a candidate or political committee without charge
to the candidate or committee for such services.
(d) The transfer of funds by a campaign treasurer or deputy campaign
treasurer between a primary depository and a separate interest-bearing
account or certificate of deposit, and the term includes any interest
earned on such account or certificate.

Key West Fantasy Fest. By Geniusofdespair


No. I have never been to Halloween Fantasy Fest in Key West. I stumbled on this on YouTube. I actually put this slide show/video on full screen, never did that before. My curiosity is satisfied, now I don't have to go. Anyone been there that has a story to tell?

Friday, November 26, 2010

MOCA show of Bruce Weber Photographs. By Geniusofdespair

Bruce Weber's photographs of Haiti / Little Haiti are at The Museum of Contemporary Art (MOCA) in North Miami from November 19 through February 13. I saw the show when I went to the Ron Book Reception honoring County Commission Jean Monestime. I did enjoy viewing the photos, one in particular, a beautiful photograph of community activist Marleine Bastien.

What makes MOCA special for me is not the odd installations I often see there (that I don't quite get). I find special the guards that work there. They are so proud of the Museum and seem gloriously happy to be working at MOCA. Two were helpful and engaging. One suggested leaflets of future shows that I should take with me. I never felt so welcome in an art museum. I will remember them -- they that put a smile on my face on a previous visit -- more than the featured artist's video that she made of herself in a tribute to her idol Johnny Depp. Didn't get the video either.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Obit: Carolyn Dekle of the South Florida Regional Planning Council. By Geniusofdespair


I was sad to read today that Carolyn Aileen Dekle had died...for her and for us.

Yesterday I told you that Tom Pelham quit from the Department of Community Affairs. Well the South Florida Regional Planning Council (SFRPC) is the local arm of the DCA and Carolyn headed it, in a good way for the most part. Now we will have no continuity.

The SFRPC staff prepares recommendations for the Council and gives guidance to municipalities on their Comprehensive Development Master Plans. The Council is made up of members from the Broward, Miami-Dade and Monroe County Commissions. Who does the appointing to the Council? In Miami-Dade's case it is the chair of the County Commission: Little Bully Joe Martinez. Governor Ick Scott also has a few appointments (unless he does away with the Council). Don't expect anyone good on growth to be appointed from Miami-Dade or the Governor and now with Carolyn Dekle demise, growth management is in further jeopardy. All of you who didn't vote for Amendment 4 are idiots. My message to you: I hope you have to eat tofu turkey, Brussels Sprouts and apricot pie with cool whip on it this Thanksgiving (sorry vegans). That is what you deserve. This cascade of events -- Ick Scott/Pelham/Martinez/Dekle -- has shaken Miami-Dade growth management to the core.

Good bye Carolyn Dekle, I will miss you. If there is a God, it will be good for Florida to have a planner in the sky!

(To see current membership of the SFRPC hit read more)


ASSEFF, Patricia B.
Governor's Appointee

BARREIRO, Bruno
Miami-Dade County Commissioner

BATES, M. Margaret
Vice Mayor, Lauderhill

BLYNN, Michael (League of Cities Appointment)
Councilman, North Miami

BROOK, Scott J.
Governor's Appointee

CARRUTHERS, Heather (Secretary)
Commissioner, Monroe County

GUNZBURGER, Suzanne (Vice-Chair)
Broward County Commissioner

LIEBERMAN, Ilene
Broward County Commissioner

NEUGENT, George
Mayor, Monroe County

RIESCO, José A.
Governor's Appointee

RITTER, Stacy
Governmental Center

SCUOTTO, Joseph (Chair)
Commissioner

SOSA, Rebeca
Miami-Dade County Commissioner

TAYLOR, Norman
Broward County Office of Economic Development
115 S. Andrews Ave., #A540
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301
PHONE - 954-357-7894
FAX - 954-357-5674

WALLACE, Paul
Governor's Appointee

WALTERS, Sandra (Immediate Past Chair)
Governor's Appointee

WEEKLEY, Jimmy
Commissioner, City of Key West

Happy Turkey Day. By Geniusofdespair




I made this ELF YOURSELF VIDEO -- this is the link -- for all of you to wish you a Happy Holiday Season. It stars your favorite County Commissioners!

The good news, no tofu turkey this year. The bad news, I get to spend Thanksgiving with my mother-in-law.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving! by gimleteye

First Casulty of the Rick Scott Reign. By Geniusofdespair

Florida Trend reports that Secretary Tom Pelham of the Florida Department of Community Affairs has announced that he will be leaving the department at the end of Governor Crist's term of office. Pelham has clashed with Rick Scott over Scott's campaign attacks on DCA. "It's very discouraging to public servants, who are given a mission and responsibility to enforce laws enacted by others, to be constantly bashed for doing their job," Pelham has said.

This is a big loss, make no mistake. Without Amendment 4 and a strong Department of Community Affairs, this State is in for some shocking developments...I am talking about Real Estate Developments. I fear that we will be seeing Governor Ick Scott dismantle all that is good (which is not much) in Florida Government.

Bristol Palin and Dancing With The Stars. By Geniusofdespair

Before she became the third-place finisher Bristol Palin had announced that a win would be like "a big middle finger to all the people out there who hate my mom and hate me."

What is wrong with American Television, or is it Americans? We make popular, shows where we watch fat people diet (Biggest Loser), Doctor's abuse patients (House), an obsessive compulsive solves crimes (Monk), trading one crazy spouse for another (wife-swap) and finally a show with has-been and/or freakish celebrities who ballroom dance poorly to awful music. It is not bad enough that we watch this crap (Monday's finale of DWTS had attracted nearly 24 million viewers -- the franchise's biggest Monday audience in six seasons), what is worse is that, in the case of Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars, it became a barometer for political viability for an outlandish Presidential candidate. If Bristol won, in spite of her stilted dance moves, would that make Sarah Palin a shoe-in candidate for President? I almost wanted to vote for awkward Bristol to feed into this ludicrous freight-train of stupid reasoning. Just how powerful are the stupid that voted for her despite her lack of skill? As powerful as the vote counter's at the TV studios allowed them to be. Yes, the liberal media arbiters made the call. LOL. Is this loss a sign of Sarah Palin's fall from grace or just of really bad dancing?

America wake up! You have enough problems in your own life to become a voyeur in someone else's dysfunctional, miserable life - fictional or not.

This is for you Bristol and your mom, you know that the finger goes both ways:


Barbara Bush's recent advice to Sarah Palin would ring true for the entire Palin clan: 'Stay in Alaska.'

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

All in the Family at Miami-Dade County. By Geniusofdespair

I'm reading Miami Today and come upon a picture of Terry Murphy's wife (not this photo). Terry (making $139,724.00 in 2008) is Vile Natacha Seijas's Chief of Staff. I didn't know that his wife, Maribel Balbin, was the Sustainability Program Manager for water resources in the County Office of Sustainability. Wasn't this Natacha's realm at the county till Moss took over as Chair? I wonder who else from Natacha's office has relatives working for the County. We all know Seijas' daughter works there. Justina Millian-Clegg was making $106,649 in 2008 at the Aviation Department. We wrote about nepotism at the county before. The Herald should look up relatives employed at the County and do a colorful chart for us and they should update Data Sleuth or call it "Data Old".

Beach Renovation on Key Biscayne: Miami-Dade does something right ... by gimleteye


Catch it while it looks great: the county beach renovation project along the Rickenbacker Causeway. The last stretch of the project opened to traffic this week. I checked it out yesterday and was impressed with what the county achieved. Who knows whether it was within budget etc., but for the time being it is enough of a surprise that Eyeonmiami finds itself checking the box, "compliments the county from time to time".

The beach at Rickenbacker Causeway has been the poor man's Riviera in Miami, a popular (weekend) spot because it was free. It was also disgusting, gross and poorly maintained. Even third world Latin American nations did a better job with their waterfront public property. Until now.

County government needed a public park project to be proud of; the beach renovation, even if the sand washes away in winter storms and with sea level rise, shows that someone in government knows how to put value back into a degraded urban landscape.

The beach renovation took over a year, but it is ready for the winter season. No more exotics, Australian pines, and chaos: I'm guessing that not as many people will be able to use the area as in the past, and so the county should offer some form of trolley transportation to separate parking areas on the Key, on weekends. Anyhow, here's another suggestion for the county parks suggestion box.

Imagine what Miami-Dade could do if it worked with the zombie banks and took over some of those crappy shopping centers that are scarcely occupied and turned them back into parks for people.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Natacha Seijas: Outrageous Disrespect By Any Standard. By Geniusofespair

I found this blurb in Miami Today and it speaks volumes about Natacha Seijas' disrespect for County Commissioner Jean Monestime. Like Monestime is harder to pronounce than Seijas? Don't think so. She only had to learn two names: Bell and Monestime, it was not a class of 30 elementary school students. You don't make up nicknames for people even if they are 10 year old students in your class. You show respect and learn their names.

Thank goodness that Vile Natacha Seijas's plan to call Jean Monestime "Her Haitian Friend" instead of by his name was thwarted by Chairman Moss. Already she wants to treat Monestime differently than any other County Commissioner. He has a hard road ahead.

Can you imagine a citizen coming up to the mike to speak calling a Commissioner, My Black Friend, My White Friend or My Hispanic Friend? They would be lectured on disrespect by the Commissioner addressed.

New TSA rules ... by gimleteye

Eliminate the agency. Take down the Xray machines, the puffers, and the thousands standing around. From now on, when a plane gets blown up by terrorists, control of Congress shifts from one party to the other, irrespective of numerical advantage. Use terrorism to get what we need: a Congress that works.

Looking Back At The Miami International Book Fair. By Geniusofdespair

I went Saturday and it was a good time. My only disappointment was that I missed hearing Eugene Robinson on Friday night. I am glad I missed George Bush the beginning of the week.

Jeff Lindsay, the writer of Dexter (the TV series and the Books by the same name) was pretty good humored. He mugged for the photo behind the book he signed for me -- as you can plainly see. He was a good guy.

I listened to Greil Marcus read from his new book Bob Dylan, Writings 1968-2010. He writes beautifully, but I didn't buy the book because I don't care enough about Bob Dylan after Lay Lady Lay came out in 1969. Forty more years of Dylan information wouldn't cut it for me. Marcus stopped his reading to comment on the rude people leaving the room after he only got about 3 sentences into his presentation. I guess he has never experienced a Miami audience before.

I included one other photo on the left. Don't know what the significance of the costume was, but it interested me somewhat. I urge all of you to do the Miami Book Fair next year. It is worthwhile and cheap and some of the strange religious books are extremely amusing. And, the roasted corn is the best eats.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Be Afraid for the Future In Miami Dade County. By Geniusofdespair


I like and supported Jean Monestime, but I didn't get a warm and fuzzy feeling at the reception last night. As you can see by the last line on the graphic above, Lobbyist Ron Book sponsored the reception and was in attendance. Also in attendance was Mayor for Life from Florida City, Otis Wallace. Otis Wallace is brother of County Commissioner Barbara Jordan and arrested lobbyist Sandy Walker (she was also a former aide of Dennis Moss).

Yes, I know, attendance does not mean a lot but it scares the hell out of me. Commissioners are most vulnerable at the start before their roads are paved, when they are seeking council and forging relationships. I left early so I don't know who else came on my watch-list. Community Activists Mack Samuel and Lucie Tondreau were there, and that gives me hope. I greeted Jean and congratulated him, I don't think he knew who I was (forgot he knows me as Geniusofdespair) he was warm and friendly to me anyway.

A message to you Commissioner Monestime: We need you NOT to be beholden to the powerful in this town, or the unreformable majority of the County Commission. The people of the entire County need you and aligning yourself wrongly will shortchange them as well as your district. I was inspired by your speech at your installation as County Commissioner, please continue with your vision, not the vision of the tainted! I hope you can also embrace the vision for the environment that Katy Sorenson had. Your hiring of Sean McCrackine gives me hope for a broader view because you make decisions for all of us in the County. I want to be proud of you and look up to you, stay pure of heart. I have hope but I am still very afraid. (Also see a brief history of District 2's leadership.)

Belated Happy Anniversary to Eye on Miami! By Geniusofdespair

Gimleteye and Geniusofdespair missed our Anniversary, it was November 6th!

This is our 4th year of blogging about incredibly dysfunctional Miami Dade County. It has been a long, harsh road -- feels like a decade of reporting. Over a million and a half pages have been viewed on Eye on Miami but not a lot has changed since our first posts. We are still writing about Vile Natacha Seijas and the crappy Miami Herald. Coincidentally they were the subjects of our first posts, take a look back:

GENIUS OF DESPAIR'S INTRODUCTION AND FIRST POST NOVEMBER 6, 2006

Welcome by Geniusofdespair

Welcome to Eye On Miami, the place to come to talk about wacky politics and ethically challenged politicians. Tomorrow is election day and the ads on TV have been non-stop. I look forward to Wednesday. Vote "No" for State Amendment 3 and please sign a Hometown Democracy Petition if you can. I am really angry at the Miami Herald all the time because they are short staffed and leave out so much. I toyed with calling myself "Angry Person In Miami" for this blog but, I am more depressed than angry. I don't have a lot to say right now, just want to start the ball rolling. I would rather hear from you.

Natacha Seijas - Vile Miami Dade County Commissioner. by Geniusofdespair


Natacha Seijas is a particularly vile and sour woman who is a County Commissioner in Miami Dade County. She is built like a bloated fire plug and has a furrow of frown lines etched on either side of her mouth. She has contempt for people in general and even the manatees can’t escape her crappy disposition. She said: “I am not a lover of manatees, as far as I am concerned they are from Cuba, which was our original animal, and I am glad they are here [but] I want to know how big that herd is because if that herd is way too big it is time to find something else to do with it.”

If I had to rate hateful people: This woman tops the list. And what happens to people who are mean and vile and sour: They get promoted of course!

Here is a press release from her website dated September 30, 2005:
Miami-Dade County Commissioner Natacha Seijas has been appointed by the president of the National Association of Counties to one of the organization’s influential steering committees. As an outspoken advocate for water and air quality and as chairperson of the Board of County Commissioner’s Infrastructure and Land Use Committee, Commissioner Seijas makes an ideal appointment to NACo’s Environment, Energy and Land Use Steering Committee. (She probably wrote the part about her making an “ideal appointment.” Nothing could be further from the truth.)

GIMLETEYE'S FIRST POST - NOVEMBER 11, 2006

How the Herald wimps out: by gimleteye


To know which stories the Herald editor and publisher know are important, but not important enough to warrant tough coverage that would threaten advertisers, just read the letters to the editor section closely.

Start with the two letters at the top of todays Opinion: "Restrict Developers" and "Old Cutler Headache".

The first letter: "Let government stop caving in to greedy developers who could care less about water shortages." Duh.

The second letter: "I challenge all (elected) officials... to join together to stop future development."

Now why it is time for a building moratorium in Miami and Miami-Dade county is a story worth reporting.

We have a county and city commission whose sole purpose is accomodating campaign contributors who need zoning changes and building approvals. Fair and representative govt? Give me a break.

But when it's election time, and the Herald could lead with stories that tell the truth about our communities and energize people to get involved: NADA.

Or, the paper prints a B section story that hints at the underlying corruption, and then go ahead and endorse the candidates the paper KNOWS are part of the great Miami destruction machine.

How nice to know that the Herald buries the BIG stories in the letters to editor. How comforting to know at least there's a hint of understanding.

WHEN did you ever read the Herald REPORTING about where all this traffic and problems with water quality could lead our communities?

Where did you ever read about the Herald dealing with a building moratorium story, or, how there's no difference between a developer and a big farmer any more. How about puff pieces on public officials or govt appointees that never even mention their land holdings out by Krome Avenue and the Everglades.

How every time there's an effort to manage growth for citizens who already live here, the overwhelming flood of lobbyists representing land speculators drowns city and county hall. Or taking commissioners to task for belittling citizens who have the guts to take a day to testify against decisions they know will go against them, their communities, and common sense!

Hard hitting stories? Not when the sacred cow of advertising revenues in the real estate section are on the line!

And WHERE is Miami New Times!!! At least we used to be able to count on New Times to write a story or two about what is important in our communities. Defede?

And to the letter writer, "Traffic on Old Culter Road is a nightmare." you should have gone to the Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce meeting, recently, so that citizens could give suggestions on how to "improve" traffic in Miami-Dade. The cost for a seat was $125.

Now there's a GOOD one! Pay $3 for gas, sit in traffic for two hours a day, and pay $125 to complain about it.

The Miami Herald: where nothing is printed without a dusting of sugar and one eye closed.