
Talk about oil slick reporting, you have it from me today.
Miami-Dade County Commissioner
Carlos Gimenez has formally entering the race to be the next mayor of Miami-Dade County. Adam Cendrati is his treasurer.
County Commissioner
Lynda 'Don't Ring My' Bell is moving her South Dade office out of the Government Center. It will be next to a Starbucks in Palmetto Bay - on US 1. Looks like she wants to court the Latte crowd who don't particularly like her and the US 1 location says she wants to be VERY visible. I put the info on cost of her office at the end of this post.
There is an application to
move the urban development boundary on the County Commission agenda today for the Homestead racetrack expansion. Let's see how Bell votes. By the way, this sucks. Just heard it is being rescheduled. Ryan Burgess works in marketing for the speedway. He is the son of George.
North Miami has to dump
Mayor Andre Pierre who drove a $100,000 Porsche this summer and couldn't exactly tell anyone where he got it. He recently reported it as a gift. He also ordered over $4,000 worth of facsimile police badges for his staff. He only has a staff of 3 but got 43 badges. Doesn't really want to tell anyone where they went.
Does the
piano on the sandbar rate a front page story? Apparently it has gone viral so I am in the minority.
Miami Herald Columnist
Fred Grimm takes on Governor Scott today for ignoring the will of the voters on
redistricting. This might be an early tide turner for the cue-bald Governor. People are angry, they only need a little push to turn them vengeful, just ask Mayor Carlos Alvarez, Rick.
Hialeah Julio, aka Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina is hiding behind a skirt. Yep, it is all his wife's fault. Checks from convicted Ponzi scheme guy were made out to him by mistake. They should have been made out to her. I don't think you are going to be the Mayor of Miami Dade County Julio. When you are in a hole, just stop digging.
More coming, including fill-in....writing this live -- hit read more...
Update on the recall lawsuit...waiting -- know that depositions are going on. Lawyer Stephen Cody is the questioner for Vile Natacha. Meanwhile Miami New Times is taking the wicked one to task for her PAC's tainted campaign contribution. Vanessa Brito, Miami Voice PAC President said: "Our eam of attorneys are doing a great job and I owe them all a debt of gratitude. The depositions, meant to try to harass petition gatherers, are moving along. in spite Of their intent, petition gatherers are glad to get on record that they have nothing to hide".
Michael Lewis of Miami Today nails the County calling it "Back to the future government":
"...We need charter amendments to clear the sand back out of the gears and then oil up county hall machinery we formerly had with the best possible operators. The strong mayor system, coupled with electing commissioners from small areas, has made a clanking Miami-Dade engine sputter worse."
Okay I like something the County Commission did. You all know how I hate red light cameras (read 1984) but at least the county is not going to enforce right turn violations (89% of all tickets) in the unincorporated areas.
My mother-in-law (103 years old) is in the hospital with pneumonia. Lately she has been telling everyone who will listen that she wants to die. While waiting for the ambulance last night we had to warn her that her threats to herself were going to get her tied to the bed. She said "but it is true." We said, it could be true but just don't say it out loud. Last rehab center (which is really a nursing home with physical therapy) she threatened to throw herself out of the bed so they had her on suicide watch. Talking to her is like reasoning with an obstinate 7 year old who has no concept of time.
And speaking of time...that's all folks!

Lynda Bell's Lease Information:
Year Annual Rent Monthly Rent Rate PSF
2 $40,381.25 $3,365.10 $16.25
3 $44,108.75 $3,675.73 $17.75
4 $47,637.45 $3,969.79 $19.17
FISCAL IMPACT: The total fiscal impact for the first lease year is estimated to be $74,378.02, which is calculated below. This expense has been budgeted in the County Commission’s operating budget. Funding source: General Fund, Index Code: CCENT010896.
First lease year of the initial term:
Annual Base Rent: Total Dollars PSF
Total annual base rent $37,324.70 $15.02
$37,324.70
Direct Expenses:
Build-out Cost: $13,750.00 $ 5.53
Electricity: $ 4,522.08 $ 1.82
Janitorial & custodial: $ 3,106.25 $ 1.25
Security alarm: $ 432.00 $ .17
$21,810.33 $23.80
Indirect Expense:
Signage (One-time fee) $ 5,000.00
Phones & Data set-up: $ 8,750.00
Lease Management Fee: $ 1,492.99
$15,242.99
Total Cost to County,
First lease year: $74,378.02
The total projected fiscal impact for the initial four-year term of the lease and the four-year renewal option period is $533,093.81.