Saturday, April 30, 2011

Our 2011 Beauty Contest is Finally in Gear! By Geniusofdespair


Our nominees for best looking elected official in South Florida are:
City of Miami Commissioner Francis Suarez, Doral Councilwoman Ana Maria Rodriguez, Miami Springs Councilman Dan Espino, Broward County Commissioner Kristin Jacobs, North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre and Palm Beach County Commissioner Karen Marcus.

Our 2009 winner was Oscar Braynon, take a look at the nominees. In 2010 I ran an ethically challenged beauty contest. You had to be an arrested office holder to compete. I had no shortage of candidates, I even added a new one. Michelle Spence Jones easily won in 2010. Vote for your choice!

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Karen Marcus in a landslide. When's the swimsuit competition, G?

Harim al-Haran said...

What? No Muslims?

Racist!

Geniusofdespair said...

Find me a Muslim office holder...

Anonymous said...

Jacobs. Wish There was a better photo of Suarez. He is good looking in person.

Anonymous said...

The guy on the right looks goofy (top). I like Kristin because she reminds me of Katy Sorenson.

Walt in Hollywood said...

Kristen

L said...

Andre Pierre? You cannot be serious!

Anonymous said...

Krisin Jacobs all they way. You must be nuts on even offering Karen Marcus. I know nothing about her, but I would disqualify her simply due to her wearing a mullet. Dortunately, that can be changed, perhaps a different photo. She may be an outstanding politician (and again, I don't know her record - or care to look it up), but this is a beauty contest. I am therefore qualified to judge on appearance alone.

How about Cutler Bay's Peggy Bell? Or Pinecrest's Mayor Cindy Lerner or do you have to be too young to have shool age kids to qualify for this little diversion?

Anonymous said...

Ana Maria's a BBW. Kristen? MILF. Marcus is just hot.

Geniusofdespair said...

This is a diversion, not very scientific sorry and I never heard of a mullet. Isn't that a fish?

Geniusofdespair said...

Oh, and this is strictly based on the photos, Marcus's appears to be an old photo but it is still being used.

Anonymous said...

Cutler Bay Councilmembers Peggy Bell and Mary Ann Mixon puts the competition away!

Geniusofdespair said...

Mary Anny Mixon (there was no photo on the Cutler Bay website) is indeed pretty but it is up to them to make sure a photo is on the city website. Why isn't one there?

I don't have time to look up everyone.

Peggy Bell is attractive and I will consider her next year. I have left out a bunch of attractive people.

Anonymous said...

Mullet is a hairstyle GoD Look it up. A mullet is usually associated with those pictured on the people of Walmart site. I am shocked that Lynda Bell does not wear her hair in a mullet style. Enough said, you should have a clear picture now as to who wears hair in mullets.

No one is faulting you for a diversion. Its a good topic for diversion. Not everything can be so serious.

I forgot about Mary Ann Mixon. She does deserve to be mentioned and she deserves a photo on the Cutler Bay web site. What's up with her own town's webmaster ignoring her? Election was over long ago.

David said...

Why is Ana Rivas Logan not on this list?

Geniusofdespair said...

Don't be annoying David she was on it in 2009, so were a few other hateful people -- Erik. Look at the links next time.

Geniusofdespair said...

How about less annoying me...and some more voting.

Anonymous said...

Ana Maria Rodriguez and Francis Suarez

Anonymous said...

Marcus. Very cute.

Jack Bauer said...

Um, Kristin Jacobs in a landslide, no question. She's a hottie.

Christina said...

My vote is for Councilman Dan Espino. Best looking one of the bunch.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Espino all the way. He is not only handsome but a really nice guy!

hot female miami lakes resident said...

Have you ever looked up Miami Lakes councilman Nelson Hernandez? He blows these guys out of the water. He's young, hot, and has the most beautiful eyes. Do more research next time when you pick your final contestants!

Anonymous said...

Vote for Dan Espino from Miami Springs, he is the our very handsome Councilman :)

Isis said...

My vote is for Dan Espino handsome man with a kind heart

Geniusofdespair said...

Nelson, no would not have picked him...maybe it is a bad photo.

Saily said...

My vote is for Councilman Espino all the way!!!!

Beatriz said...

I vote for Espino. Good looking, sharp dressing professional!

Anonymous said...

Dan Espino handsome man with a kind heart

Geniusofdespair said...

Sorry Espino lovers, it doesn't work like that. Especially saying the same thing...I am picking the winner based IN PART on your votes. It is obvious that you are packing the ballot box right now. I don't like that one bit.

Lorraine said...

Dan Espino!!!!!!!!

Sully said...

Do you have any pics of their rear ends? I really can't make a decision on a lady until I see her caboose.

Yoly said...

Dan Espino, all the way! Not only good looking, but smart, honest with a heart of gold.

Anonymous said...

Dan Espino, not only handsome but an excellent councilman. Honest and fair.

Sandy said...

Kristin is a great commissioner and good looker!

Anonymous said...

Espinoza: no
Jacobs: yes

She is a good person too.

Geniusofdespair said...

Espinoza? Did your phone correct your spelling? I'm closing this contest out tonight.

Anonymous said...

I think it is between Espino and Jacobs- I vote for Kirsten Jacobs.

Anonymous said...

Jacobs all the way.

Geniusofdespair said...

Ok kids I am going to sleep. I will announce the winner later this week. Thank you all for your votes.