Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The Tea Party has stiff competition: The Keg Party ... by gimleteye


The Tea Party has competition. The New York Times has noted the emergence of The Coffee Party. I'm hoping The Coffee Party isn't planning to persuade disaffected conservatives with vente lattes and croissants. Still, a slow drip is better than a limp tea bag. But I'm not volunteering for The Coffee Party. I'm affiliating with The Keg Party, Bud Weiser, its chairman, and Sam Adams, party secretary. The Keg Party is a place Joe Six-Pack can call home. The Coffee Party has a tag line: "Stand up and wake up". The Keg Party: "Drink beer, not tea". I'm feeling better already. Keggers United!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear Sarah Palin is comin' over to yer side.

Anonymous said...

You made me smile. I needed that.

South Florida Lawyers said...

Like Sarah Silverman, I am supporting write-in candidate "May Kadoody."

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Buffett will be in charge of entertainement!
Always keep your Fins Up! Drink Responsibly