The Tea Party has competition. The New York Times has noted the emergence of The Coffee Party. I'm hoping The Coffee Party isn't planning to persuade disaffected conservatives with vente lattes and croissants. Still, a slow drip is better than a limp tea bag. But I'm not volunteering for The Coffee Party. I'm affiliating with The Keg Party, Bud Weiser, its chairman, and Sam Adams, party secretary. The Keg Party is a place Joe Six-Pack can call home. The Coffee Party has a tag line: "Stand up and wake up". The Keg Party: "Drink beer, not tea". I'm feeling better already. Keggers United!
4 comments:
I hear Sarah Palin is comin' over to yer side.
You made me smile. I needed that.
Like Sarah Silverman, I am supporting write-in candidate "May Kadoody."
Jimmy Buffett will be in charge of entertainement!
Always keep your Fins Up! Drink Responsibly
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