A bug flew out of the New York Times. I killed it, as you can see in the photo above. It has happened before. It is a tiny flying bug, like a little mosquito.
I turned to Mr. Silent next to me and said "I just killed this bug, what is it?" He didn't know. I said: "I have killed them a few times." You would think he would have mentioned it, but he said "I killed a few too, it is coming from the newspaper." I asked "which paper, the Herald or the Times?" He said "It is always the New York Times." I agreed, my experience was that it was always the New York Times. So I called to ask them to debug their paper or stop delivery. Strange. Anyone else getting a bugged paper?
Score one for the bug free Miami Herald.
4 comments:
I looked at that bug under a microscope and saw a little microphone on it. You are really bugged
Probably drones.
At least it didn't fly up your nose.
All the news that Flits we print.
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