We are humbled by the creativity and energy of readers who took the time to delight in conceiving a new slogan for Miami-Dade County. This could turn out to be our most popular post of the year, won last year by Ana Sol Alliegro. But you will have to kick it up a notch.
We need you to edit your slogans to five words maximum.
Yes it is difficult, but nothing difficult is easily won. So. "Yes I have no Bananas, I have no Bananas today" is perfectly understandable but is too lengthy. How about, "Miami Dade County: The No-Slip Banana Republic".
OK. Readers, get back to your inventions!
Miami Today suggests it is time for the county commission to revisit the slogan and tag line, "Delivering Excellence Every Day". What else could Miami-Dade, say?
Miami-Dade … "Your flight capital, capitol"
Miami-Dade … "Pure Magic"
Miami-Dade … "Home of the Perez Art Museum"
What's your version of the best slogan for Miami-Dade?
We need you to edit your slogans to five words maximum.
Yes it is difficult, but nothing difficult is easily won. So. "Yes I have no Bananas, I have no Bananas today" is perfectly understandable but is too lengthy. How about, "Miami Dade County: The No-Slip Banana Republic".
OK. Readers, get back to your inventions!
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| Time for a slogan change, one that is true perhaps. |
Miami-Dade … "Your flight capital, capitol"
Miami-Dade … "Pure Magic"
Miami-Dade … "Home of the Perez Art Museum"
What's your version of the best slogan for Miami-Dade?
87 comments:
1) The best County Commission money can buy.
2) Build a Stadium, we'll give the bill to the taxpayers - you keep the profits.
3) Jobs are promised which never appear.
4) Sprawl, no problem. We have a CDD App for that.
Yes I have no Bananas, I have no Bananas today.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Pig earring capitol of the world.
Delivering lobbyist access, corruption and fraud every day.
Pretending to be something we are not, every day.
Ignoring the needs of the masses for the connected few.
Home of kicking the can down the road.
It's not me it's you.
Where hindsight is 20/400.
I think we should have a statue of Carmen Miranda in front of city hall. It would be very festive.
The tag line should inspire us all:
We've got an awful problem on our hands. (from Ricky Ricardo, I made it plural)
Luuuu-uuu-cccyyyy!
Miami-Dade: Dealers choice
Home of the $200k director jobs, no job interview required
Miami Dade -- making it up as we go along
Delivering corruption everyday
Home of the world's highest paid government workers. Union Yes!
So far I like:
Miami Dade County: Delivering lobbyist access, corruption and fraud every day.
But the rest are really good.
How about:
Miami Dade County "Keeping the electorate stupid." Or,
Miami Dade County "Bribing its citizens to vote for incompetents."
Miami Dade County "No library worthy of funding"
What it could NOT be:
"Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth."
Delivering excrement every day!
Hmmm… that's a good one! How about, Miami Dade: first to party, last to leave
Miami Dade County: Home of the unreformable majority.
Miami Dade County -- it's all good
Storm shutter capital of the world
Miami Dade County Snubbed Nelson Mandela
MIAMI SLAVE COUNTY
"Serving ourselves every day"
Miami Dade County:
Serving Excellence to Insiders on a Daily Basis
Where Nepotism and Cronyism Rule
Where else can you get a 100K per year job plus benefits
Where taxpayers are screwed on a daily basis
"All envelopes under the table"
"Buy our bonds, we are a tourist city"
We don't need Republicans or Democrats, we got the "comedor" party.
Government of the Bells, by the Bells, etc.
Former Paradise
Future Seabed
How about:
"For A Few Bucks, We'll Name A Street After You!"
Miami-Dade County
If you don't pay your taxes, we won't cut your grass .... (no, wait)
Miami-Dade, No county has lower standards.
Douchebag Central
CUBA COUNTY
Miami-Dade: Where incompetent cronies of George Burgess and Alina Hudak are guaranteed executive jobs for life.
Miami-Dade County
"Delivering to Special Interests and Money Grabbers Everyday"
For lobbyists wanting to score.
Please come to the 29th floor.
That's where it will happen.
While Rundle is nappin'.
Just leave your cash under our door.
Home of the Perez Art Museum, the Adrienne Arsht Center and the Raul L. Martinez/Jose Abreu Pass
Mimai - Dade Delivering Excellence every day - NOT
Miami-Dade County
"No rules, no problems"
State of Florida:
The Unconstitutional State
State of Florida:
The Unconstitutional State
Miami-Dade County--Come for the sun, stay for the coastal inundation.
Miami-Dade County--No unreasonable offer refused.
County Commissioner Needed:
No education or job experience required. Just come as you are and bring your husband, daughter, and any other family member including in-laws you can think of.
Job interviews? We don't need no stinking job interviews!
"Miami-Dade County - Home of the Most Flagrant Illegal Billboard in the United States"
Ummmm … [rubbing eyes] Did I just read one of the $200k cronies suggest the motto should mention money grabbers?
Miami Dade County home of the Surly Mayor
Miami dade county home of corruption, lobbyists and incompetence.
Only thing worse are the cities they encompass
Miami-Dade County: Birthplace of The Whopper
TEQUESTA RESERVATION
Miami Dade Bounty.
Miami-Dade - Happy Town for Friends and Family (of the Mayor)
"Bring your checkbook"
"Lobbyists welcome"
"Miami-Dade County - Home to the best paid civil servants in the world"
Miami Dade County: we're the cream of the crap!
North Cuba
Miami-Dade County: Misusing your tax dollars everyday!
Miami-Dade County: Where we dump our minimally treated sewage into the ocean everyday!
Miami-Dade:
Politicians for sale, constituents screwed.
Miami-Dade County:
Where favoritism and corruption rule.
Miami-Dade: Magical Realism is our lifestyle!
Get rid of dade.
BISCAYNE BAY COUNTY
The rules...They don't exist here.
Delivering Absentee Ballots Every Election
miami-Dade. "Dummied down for corruption"
Miami Dade-" Cuando se pica el cay"
Cay gets my vote.perfect! Last anom
Miami Dade County, Delivering Insolence Every Day
ROYALS COUNTY
http://www.wimp.com/royalsclown/
Mayor in a clown suit.
Wow, you people need to move to a better place. What are you still doing here?
- Delivering crumbs to taxpayers daily
- 29th floor pass required
- Non competitive jobs daily
- No skills, no problem
- Do you know Ana?
- BCC prosecuted - never!
- Donations to my relatives, please
- Delivering executive jobs daily
Miami Dade County: we have your winning number
So many good choices, what does cuando se pica el cay mean?
Miami Dade County: Lipstick on our Pig
Miami Dade County - Welcome to Serfdom
Miami Dade County - No ethics, no problem
Miami Dade County - Make it "Rain", contributions required
Miami Dade County - What sewage polluting our Ocean?
Miami Dade County - Wetlands? Who needs flood protection?
play off an old ad campaign:
"Steal It Like A Native"
Miami-Dade: What A Country !
"Bend laws like Beckham"
Genius " Cuando se pica el cay" means "when are they cutting the cake". You hear this all the time at the senior centers when politicos are trolling for votes.
We all get screwed. Vote!!!!!! Nothing good comes from apathy.
Nothing comes from apathy
Apathy rules
Miami-Dade: No hablamos Ingles.
miami Dade- Sun Tan lotion or anal lube?
Hope you like our tolls
"The best government bribes can buy"
"Home of the most overpaid municipal workers in the US"
Miami Dade County "Gateway to Mortgage Fraud and Foreclosure Schemes!"
Miami-Dade County: "The best government money can buy."
"Miami-Dade County - Dumbest leaders in the nation"
Miami-Dade County: "It's amazing what mere money can buy."
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