Monday, January 23, 2012

LBA Presents: "Decision 2012": A Day with Newt, Scott & Santorum. By Geniusofdespair


Now that I am a Republican not only is the Pub junk mail pouring in, so are the invitations to swanky Republican events. For example:

The Latin Builder's Association is advertising an all-day event called "Decision 2012." Pretty catchy title.

This sounds like a Day in Hell, if you ask me.

Newt (breakfast)  and Rick Scott (lunch) on the same bill...ick. What happened to Mittens? Even Rick Santorum will be there for a 'merienda' (snack) after lunch. That threesome really makes it a no-go for me, in fact, it would be T-O-R-T-U-R-E.

With all that eating, I don't see any time in the schedule for barfing... Yikes!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is a gala I don't want to miss. I will go with a barf bag since I might not have time to find the bathroom. Thanks for the heads up on the tight schedule.

Maria said...

Like the mitten.

Anonymous said...

I actually think this is a good deal? For only $150 you get to ask pointed questions of three very bad men? I'm in.

There is a bar at the Hilton, right?