Santiago Portal didn't have a chance in the world in his bid for Mayor I guess that is why he dropped out Monday, but his white suit, red satin tie and his sign add up to a triple win. I ran into him outside County Hall. All you lawyers out there, heed his message: "No More Stupids Lawyers in the White House Please." Instead he wants Norman Braman. A car dealer for President? At least it is a better choice than Donald Trump.Wednesday, April 13, 2011
You've Gotta Love X-Mayoral Candidate Santiago Portal! By Geniusofdespair
Santiago Portal didn't have a chance in the world in his bid for Mayor I guess that is why he dropped out Monday, but his white suit, red satin tie and his sign add up to a triple win. I ran into him outside County Hall. All you lawyers out there, heed his message: "No More Stupids Lawyers in the White House Please." Instead he wants Norman Braman. A car dealer for President? At least it is a better choice than Donald Trump.
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To be fair it says "stupids lawyers" so "smarts lawyers" would be good presidents.
I think you have found a 'loopholes' in his logic.
Norman Braman for fire hydrant!
Yes I found this guy amusing but his campaign had a 10 point proposition, what he called "The Ten Commandments of Good Government."
Number 2 was: Bring back outsourced factories from China or increase taxes on imported good from China.
He is trying in his own silly way to make a difference. I sort of admire that he doesn't only do the talk, he is willing to do the walk too for what he believes in.
The last I heard, Coral Gables didn't get a vote at the table on China issues. You can chuckle, but these meaningless dialogues that don't relate to local platforms can be damaging. (I know, I know...I am being too intense, sorry). I just can't help thinking about Lynda Bell being pro-life and using that to climb onto the BCC. Is she holy? Holy shit is more like it.
He may look dapper in his white suit, but let's not encourage this crap.
Oh, that's right. I am not a member of the little shit city of CG, by the way. I can't afford the taxes.
The shitty beautiful!
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