I decided to put a new spin on the beauty contest this year. In order to be considered, the politician/elected official had to have been arrested. Some of these picks are actually in jail already.
I know the contestants leave much to be desired, not like last year's in Miami-Dade and Broward, but be sure to pick one:
First row: Broward County Commissioner Josephus Eggelletion, Palm Beach County Commissioner Warren Newell, Miramar Commissioner Fitzroy Salesman. Second row: City of Miami Commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones, Broward School Board Member Beverly Gallagher, Palm Beach County Commissioner Mary McCarty. Third row: City of Miami Commissioner Angel Gonzales, Palm Beach County Commissioner Tony Masilotti, Rep. Bob Allen. Remember to vote in comments, I think our readers are up to this challenger!
22 comments:
O.K. I'll bite:
Michelle Spence-Jones
That was one motley crew.
My choice has to be Michelle Spence-Jones.
What a crew is right! Our little Michelle is the easy winner.
I had to avert my eyes on this one...
Michelle Spence-Jones. More importantly, who are those hunky guys that she always has escorting her? There was one on channel six this morning. Very Handsome! Only makes her look better. Can I hire him to walk around with me when she's done, or do I have to be under criminal investigation? Did she meet him in jail or at the hair-weaving place?
TOM
I'll take Whoppi Goldberg to block.
m
I'll vote Beverly Gallagher........Spence Jones is just too nasty.
Bert Hernandez AND Al Gutman people!!!
Massalotti, he looks like he is fresh off a run withe Sopranos.
You can't vote for people arrested that long ago. We will take RECENTLY arrested write in candates
Hands Down!!! Spence Jones!
Spence Jones. The hottie escort is her husband.
"Me and Mr. Jones, We got a thing goin' oonn."
[Wolf whistle] Just look at 'em beauties! Anybody got some rotten eggs and tomatoes? Thanks, Genius of Despair, for helping "out" them. Trouble is, the developers will still back their campaigns and will starve out the good candidates, if anyone surfaces who can stomach the stench of Florida politics these days. We're #1 by far in political corruption, according to an extensive NY Times investigation (12/14/08). Got to cut the developer-politician tie by VOTING FOR AMENDMENT 4. Give u s back our government!
I have to agree with Al Gutman. has been a long time but ..
Mary McCarty is downright scary. The last guy without the chin is pretty good. I guess I have to go with Fitzroy.
LOL: M
Michelle
Yes M is less annoying lately...Even amusing, like today.
There is less male hormone at the office this week for M to deal with.
Labeling Michelle Spence-Jones a Shameless Crook Is the Easy Way Out
By Francisco Alvarado in Banana Republican
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/01/labeling_michelle_spence-jones.php
Spence-Jones has this nasty habit of referring to herself in the third person. "Spence-Jones is innocent until proven quilty". Spence-Jones don't smoke crack". States Michelle Spence-Jones about herself.
I'd have to go with Liesalotti when this man's lips were moving you knew he was lying........
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