Monday, December 14, 2009

They will Incinerate you for a special price, unless you are fat. By Geniusofdespair


Only 4 days left to lock in that cremation special. I was wondering what "No Oversize" meant in the ad so I called. He said that is for people over 450 to 500 pounds. Damn, I forgot to ask how much extra he charges per pound. So if you are mega wide in the girth forget about the $485 bargain price. I guess you can call this a fat tax, I will file it in "Believe it or Not."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

More fat, more flame is this a cost associated with the obese and their carbon footprint while alive? Sort of a "green" body disposal fee.
Keep this info away from FPL's lobbyists.

Happy Holidays Turkey Point!

Anonymous said...

Funnyiest thing I read all week

CATO said...

I Here some folks are dying to get this special. ;-)

Jill said...

It's cliche but, the truth is stranger than fiction...