Only 4 days left to lock in that cremation special. I was wondering what "No Oversize" meant in the ad so I called. He said that is for people over 450 to 500 pounds. Damn, I forgot to ask how much extra he charges per pound. So if you are mega wide in the girth forget about the $485 bargain price. I guess you can call this a fat tax, I will file it in "Believe it or Not."
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More fat, more flame is this a cost associated with the obese and their carbon footprint while alive? Sort of a "green" body disposal fee.
Keep this info away from FPL's lobbyists.
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Funnyiest thing I read all week
I Here some folks are dying to get this special. ;-)
It's cliche but, the truth is stranger than fiction...
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