Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Now the shoe is on the other foot: how the housing crash looks, in South Florida, by gimleteye


Muted. Muted in the press. Muted on the street. The Conference Board's guage of consumer confidence has fallen to 95, whatever that means.

We've become so used to indicators of economic health that really don't mean much to ordinary people, that no one really wants to think--or to write--three essential questions: if the housing crash is, like Robert Shiller says, "like an accident in slow motion", how far are we from the accident being over?

Who is at fault? And how do we make sure that whoever was at fault, allowing the building boom and housing bubble to tranform Miami-Dade County into a deficit-ridden mess of infrastructure needs totalling billions, is never allowed close to County Hall?

In an interview with Marketwatch, Shiller declined to take up the interviewer's question about the recession. I've been saying for months, that Florida is in a recession now based on a frozen real estate market and that we are heading into the worst real estate crash in nearly 100 years, since binder boys stood on the street corners in downtown Miami and traded property titles like tulip bulbs in Holland in the 17th century.

That's a lot further back than most writers on the economy are willing to go who are, nonetheless, summoning demons of the Savings and Loan debacle (which also had a Miami flavor to it). No, what we have going on here is unprecedented in scale. It's not just Florida housing markets, or housing markets in California or elsewhere that are frozen. The US dollar is plummeting and investors who had been buying US assets on the cheap are starting to wonder about the basketcase the United States is turning into.

The local view of that basketcase was on full display in Miami, in 2005, when the lobbying crowd representing land speculators and production home builders were on the warpath with a powerpoint presentation showing the incessant growth of population necessitated opening more space for development, more zoning for houses, for malls, for office parks in suburbia. The civic side scarcely got a word in edge-wise: either in public forums or in the mainstream press.

Every homebuilder in Miami-Dade County was itching for more, more, more even as the smart money was leaving the table.

Today the Wall Street Journal reports, "Some vendors of religious supplies say St. Joseph statues are flying off the shelves as an increasing number of skeptics and non-Catholics look for some saintly intervention to help them sell their houses." Where is the powerpoint presentation on THAT?

Shiller says that market has worsened in the past month. The biggest drop since 1991, the last housing cycle bottom. "It looks like the market is getting worse and worse." And among economic experts, Shiller is not alone.

I wonder what local banks are in trouble, in addition to shareholders and executives of Ocean Bank--one of the prime local instigators of "growth at any cost".

Although the New York Times reports that the high end of the real estate market, houses in excess of $1 million, is holding up well in comparison to lower cost homes, the S&P Case-Shiller Home Price Index shows Miami takes the prize, for highest relative values in the nation.

According to Dow Jones Newwires, the Standard & Poor's S&P/Case-Shiller home price index shows why "the fall in home prices is showing no real signs of a slowdown or turnaround."

We're waiting for the Miami Dade County Commission to reject the four applications to move the Urban Development Boundary. With the worst housing market in a century, don't you wonder what your county commissioners will do?

"So far we've held up, but it's a little precarious. At this point things do seem to be worsening," Shiller tells Marketwatch on the national economy.

I think it is time for the day of reckoning with the growth machine in Florida. We watched how it chewed up the public interest in quality of life, on its meteoric rise gobbling up wetlands faster than espresso at noon on Calle Ocho.

The growth machine laughed at the arguments of civic activists and environmentalists and neighborhood people. Now the shoe is on the other foot.

But has the other foot forgotten entirely, what it is good for?



12 comments:

Anonymous said...

House bust? Best news ever!

It was everyone's fault, at least those who came in contact with real estate: developers who thought the demand was infinite; politicians who thought the tax base would grow forever; homeowners who believed that their $180k home was worth $500k; and home buyers who chased after every overpriced house thinking it was the last house ever.

The silver lining? Folks will be able to afford a downtown rental with an excellent view. And there's lots of it so renters (and a few condo buyers) won't have to outbid anyone.

The other good part is that we got to see how government turns big and purple (like Veruca Salt) raking in more faux revenue and spending it frivolously on nothing that matters to anyone. Wait 'til we get the maintanance bill for those show-off-y projects.

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

All points that are real and true.

But I'm hoping that voters will know better than to believe city and county commissioners who shrug , shake their head and say there's nothing they could do about it.

And the worst is Seijas, in Hialeah.

Anonymous said...

I don't know too many people who pray to statues of Saint Joseph. It must be a Miami thing...

Anonymous said...

Nope, they don't pray to the little statues-they bury them in their front yards!!!
To bring in the buyers doncha know.

Anonymous said...

Excellent post. Miami will be in recession soon, if it isn't already. I've been discussing this for years, as a Lawyer/CPA fraud analyst. Things will begin to get very ugly in Miami within the next 2 years.

Anonymous said...

Poor St. Joseph. They bury his statue upside down to move real estate. Italianesque voodoo. He was just a carpenter, not a developer.
S

Anonymous said...

Should you bury a statue of St. Joseph to help sell your house?

20-Mar-2000

Dear Straight Dope:

Could you help a poor Presbyterian/once a Catholic and Lutheran??? My kids are trying to sell their house, have bought another one, and everyone says they MUST bury a statue of Saint Joseph in their back yard--and he must be buried upside down!!!--in order to sell it quickly!! Now, I figure this is pure superstition, and they agree, but--just in case!! We are all Presbyterians, now, so the saints aren't really ruling--but wondered if you had ever heard this particular story. --Millicent Burnstein

SDSTAFF Songbird replies:

The Saints have never ruled, even when Archie Manning was their quarterback. But St. Joseph has dominated as the Divine Real Estate Mover for several hundred years.

The United States Catholic Information Center in Washington, D.C., traces the tradition of burying St. Joseph back hundreds of years to St. Theresa of Avila (1515-1582), who prayed to St. Joseph (the patron saint of the family and household needs) for more land for Christian converts and encouraged her Discalced Carmelite nuns to bury St. Joseph medals in the ground as a symbol of their devotion.

Today, folks bury statues of St. Joseph instead of medals (some say the reason he is depicted as bald in so many statues is that he's been buried upside-down too many times). He can be buried in the front yard, upside down, facing away from the house or in the back yard, right side up, facing the house. Some cultures say once the house is sold, you must dig him up and take him with you. Others insist you leave him in the ground at your old house and buy a new one. Everyone agrees you need to give him a place of honor at your new home.

Though St. Joseph Home Sale Kits can be purchased (in prices ranging from $9.95 to almost $30.00), the most important factor is said to be faith. If you don't truly believe in divine intervention, they say, don't expect positive results.

If you want to do-it-yourself, here's how:

1. Get a statue of St. Joseph. The size of the statue has nothing to do with how much money you're going to get for your house, thank goodness.

2. Bury him on your property (see instructions, above).

3. Ask him to help you sell your home. The following is from an Internet kit, and is definitely not the kind of prayer I would suggest be used: "Oh, St. Joseph, guardian of household needs, we know you don't like to be upside down in the ground, but the sooner escrow closes, the sooner we will dig you up and put you in a place of honor in our new home. Please bring us an acceptable offer (or any offer!) and help sustain our faith in the real estate market."

4. Thank him after your home sells.

5. Share your experience of how he helped you with others.

Does doing all this guarantee that St. Joseph will sell your house? Of course not. It's a silly superstition. But 2 million St. Joseph statues are sold nationally each year with enough testimonials from satistified home sellers to make believers out of many. I'll confess that as I write this, I'm staring out my window at the lovely new statue of St. Joseph and his family we placed in our back yard. When I buried him at our old home (which I sold myself), we had our buyer within a week.

--SDSTAFF Songbird
Straight Dope Science Advisory Board

Anonymous said...

The havoc is upon us all; the additional burdens of OTC derivatives and slew (Congress, FED.etc.) are roaring towards us tsunami-like.

Per the previous St Joseph statue commentary: prayers to St Joseph are said for help in the family, for fathers, for the help of homes; the statue is only a holy representation.

The burial of the statue, especially burial upside-down, is satanic. Using St Joseph as a superstition is typical of desperate people, with no concept of the real help they would get, by sincere prayer.

Frankly, I would prefer the live burial of the entire US, states and most local governments, Grennspan and the FED, (yes, you too, Ben!) the banksters, and the Starbucks Coffee management. This would give a new freedom to the American people and unload debt obligations over night.

Anonymous said...

“Il faut la foi,” the vampire chuckled as some hapless, unwilling blood donor waived his crucifix around.
My St. Joseph is staying wrapped in newspapers with the cows and sheep until time for placement under the tree. (camels would be nice too). For the truly desperate: a novena to St. Jude, saint for hopeless cases. That’s how I came to be born.
S

Anonymous said...

Thanks to the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board for checking in! Go straight to the head of the line.

Welcome to Eyeonmiami.

Anonymous said...

They need to bury a few realtors head first...

Geniusofdespair said...

Jenna - that is the best comment, made me laugh.