Friday, August 04, 2017

Trump: "The Most Innocent Person ... Maybe In History" ... by gimleteye

Trump Says Mueller Just Called Him and Said He’s the Most Innocent Person Ever

By Andy Borowitz, The New Yorker
August 3, 2017

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The special counsel, Robert Mueller, just called Donald Trump to tell the President that he was “the most innocent person ever,” Trump told reporters on Thursday.

“It was the middle of the afternoon, and he just picked up the phone to say how innocent I was,” Trump said. “He said I was the most innocent person he’d ever come across, and maybe in history.”

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