Friday, January 09, 2015

God has it wrong on gays and natural disasters … by gimleteye

Evangelical Christians warned for allowing gay marriage, God's wrath would descend across Florida.

So why are earthquakes swarming all over Texas?

11 comments:

Mustang Bobby said...

When San Francisco was hit with an earthquake and fire in April 1906, evangelicals said it was the wrath of God because of the city's wayward ways (even then).

In reply somebody came up with a big of doggerel:

If, as some say, God spanked the town
For being over-frisky,
Why did He burn the churches down
But save Hotaling Whiskey?

Anonymous said...

Only thing better would be earthquakes in Crawford.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry the Christian Coalition and Verduga will re-set God's GPS.

Anonymous said...

According to Verduga there has been the "death of democracy" in Florida because of gays collaborating with justices. Thank you for standing by satire where it is deserved.

Anonymous said...

Let it go. It is not wise to tempt God.

Elijah was a prophet in the old testament. The children of Isarel were worshiping an idol god because they thought he brought rain. Elijah told them that God brought rain and to prove it there would be no rain until Elijah commanded it. There was 3 years of drought. Then the Lord instructed Elijah to announce the end of the drought and the coming of rain to prove further that he was the only one who could control the weather.

Let it go.

Anonymous said...

To the above: Thank you. Thank you for proving there is still a sense of "Fear of The Lord" left in this town. Throughout history, all who have tempted God eventually perished.

Geniusofdespair said...

Bible Thumpers: the bible was not meant to be taken literally. Nice stories but the interpretation --- come on.

Anonymous said...

Why are none of you quoting versus where God says take care of the earth? you let the earth get ruined with mining and the like and you are all silent, but then you interpret things about people judging them when only God can judge people.

Anonymous said...

Fracking?

Anonymous said...

What the frack is going on??

Anonymous said...

You think there will be a few sinkholes if Florida allows fracking? Republicans, on drinking water: "Let them drink Coke."