You don't have to go searching around for a hot spring anymore. Just opened: the posh Turkey Point Springs (actually the Turkey Point cooling canals for two nuclear reactors). Forget about all those other hot springs, this one has the added rejuvenating powers of having gone through nuclear reactors. What could be better for your health then a cauldron of...lets face it -- who knows what. It was reported today the cooling canals over there are even hotter, sometimes 102 degrees...too hot to cool the reactors. They are taking water meant for Biscayne Bay to try not to fry the reactors:
“After Oct. 15 is when we don’t have the regular flows and that’s when we get really concerned that you’re going to get salinity rising and problems spiraling,” said Jane Graham, an Everglades policy analyst for Audubon Florida.
The decision to pump the 100 million gallons will be an important test of district rules designed to protect water, Graham said.
So get on over there to Turkey Point for the restorative water, just ask the crocodiles. They love it.
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Actually I think it's getting too hot for the crocodiles. Get ready for a crocodile invasion of Biscayne Nay and our beaches. The Apocalypse commences'
Lets build more reactors at Turkey Point to really get things hot.
The mayor is always in hot water.
The issue is that these plants store toxic waste onsite. They don't have a national storage site set up. Or do they?
Looks like Carlito's takin' a dip in Honey Boo Boo's new fangled pool...
Its going to get to the point where even the crocodiles won't live in those canals. The scariest and saddest story in South Florida IMO.
I was all ready for a spa day down there until I saw Carlos in the pool!
Someone should ask FPL about the status of the croc population in the canals? How are they doing with the elevated temperatures and the algal blooms? Have there been any mortalities?
Carlos better have his potassium iodide pills.
Carlos is going to be on the first evac helicopter out of Miami-Dade.
One dead croc was sucked into the intake. It shut down two reactors
How did you catch him without clothes on?
Carlos and the Cubans might be planning a nuclear reactor on Parcel B?
Why cant the giant $5 million flag pole get placed on one of the cooling tower? It wouldn't need to be lit up since the radiation will give Old Glory a pleasant glow.
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