Saturday, August 25, 2012

Hurricane Isaac: The Black Moses comes to Tampa... by gimleteye




There will be plenty of diversions in Tampa to take Republicans' minds off the weather during the Republican National Convention, By God, at Thee Doll House Tampa, a Sarah Palin look-alike will be pole dancing even if the lights go out. At the Comedy Club, Rev. Pat Robertson and Donald Trump impersonators will confess their sins or declaim them as virtues.

No Republican will want to miss when The Black Moses comes to Tampa. That's right: Hurricane Isaac!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Truly the Republicans worst nightmare ... EOM is sending the Chamber of Commerce into hallucinatory orbit.

Anonymous said...

Jessie Jackson in a ‘fro. What would the birthers have made of him if he had become the POTUS?
Damn right.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Biden won't be crashing the party. He's always good for a news cycle or two because he cannot control his mouth!

Anonymous said...

Speaking of not controlling his mouth...Romney has more gaffes than anyone. Romney can't speak off the cuff without putting his foot in it.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I know I'm gonna get it on this one.................

Obama can't speak without a teleprompter!

CATO said...

I just love a good conventioon! What's all the fuss about the cat houses in the Tampa area, there are more whores on the floor of any convention (D or R) than in a thousand cat houses.

Ill repute indeed. Any politician can make the raunchiest stripper from Mons Venus blush.

There'll be lots of Pat'n and Oral being done in Tampa

Anonymous said...

Publicans gonna get blown by a dude named Isaac. Classic!

Anonymous said...

You can't make this stuff up.

Anonymous said...

" Legitimate rape"? How many republicans believe in "legitimate rape"?

Anonymous said...

Republicans always look for Democrats to sink to their lowest when the press is present. This will not be any different.

As the saying goes, "Empty barrels make the most noise."

No record to run on? What would anyone expect? Go Democrats!!! Let it all hang out.

Just like an ape up in the tree
Expose yourself for all to see.

If you wern't around we'd have to invent you.

Anonymous said...

"Isaac" means "He laughs/will laugh." Can't you hear my dear, Democratic Lord chuckling about now?