Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Can Bob Crowder Trounce Lunatic Allen West? By Geniusofdespair

Yes there is a kinder, gentler Republican running against the shrill and loathsome Allen West in the primary.  West has been forced to spend his considerable cash to combat a David in this David and Goliath battle. Could this mild mannered Republican Bob Crowder beat the big Kahuna of the tea party?

This guy is too good to be true. Here is what Sheriff Crowder says about the Environment:
From my days as a young man fishing along the crystal clear shores of the St. Lucie River, I have enjoyed and appreciated the environmental treasures of our piece of paradise in Florida and have shown my commitment to protecting our region’s natural resources.  I know firsthand how inextricably linked the health of our natural environment is to the health of our economy – in District 18, the state of Florida and our great nation.
From tourism, to the marine industry, to recreational opportunities – our beaches, rivers, conservation lands, and open spaces keep people moving to Florida and to our region – and help fuel our economy.
That’s why I’m a steadfast supporter of the Comprehensive Everglades Restoration Plan. 
That’s also why I am opposed to drilling off of Florida’s fragile coastline.  While it is critical that we identify and develop new sources of energy, we must not jeopardize Florida’s economy in the process nor must we make decisions that will harm our food supply.
We must expand research and development opportunities for clean, alternative energy sources, while protecting our natural resources and creating new jobs for Americans in the process. 

Allen West, you have met your match with his $63,694 to go up against your stinking $10 million dollars. BTW, Bob carries a gun too! (Why am I getting hungry? I guess I am hankering for some Clam Chowder).

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go Bob! We are behind you.

Squathole said...

He sounds reasonable. So he ain't got a hope in hell, let alone Florida.

Anonymous said...

Someone needs to loosen fatty's collar.

Geniusofdespair said...

Is that really all you had to say? We are facing so many scary election choices and you focus on the guy's weight? Who are you, Allen West.

Anonymous said...

No, he really ate the wildlife :)

sezzle said...

Crowder Peas!