Sunday, July 01, 2012

Alice Pena: When Does A Glamour Shot Cross the Line to Lying? By Geniusofdespair

Suzanne Somers, Alice Pena, and also Alice Pena
Alice Pena is using the middle photo on her campaign videos and website. The only problem is, she doesn't really look like that. Pena looks like the photo on the right. In another post, where I posted the middle picture, people were calling Pena a "Hottie." I scratched my head. Pena is so far from a hottie it is ridiculous. Granted I never saw her smile before - except in that middle picture.  Pena is not an unattractive woman for her age but she certainly doesn't look like that middle picture at all. She is in her early 70's.

I am fine with the way she looks in real life. I am not so happy with the drastic glamor shot that doesn't depict her at all. As one of my readers said: "She looks like Suzanne Somers."

Not quite in real life.


I am afraid people will look at her campaign picture and vote for her simply because she appears to be attractive and she is Hispanic (the district is more Hispanic than ever). Alice Pena is the wrong candidate for District 9. She should stay home with her chickens.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alice Pena's campaign photo makeover was brought to you by the same people who put the lipstick on the pig Lynda Bell. Politics is like baseball: keep doing what works until it stops working.

Atlas Lusted said...

I fantasize about "Three's Company" starring me and Alice and Lynda Bell.

Anonymous said...

You can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse!

Anonymous said...

Can't polish a turd, either.

Anonymous said...

First the Church Lady.

Now the Egg Lady.

We've almost reached critical mass.

Anonymous said...

Makeover Alice Pena looks more like Suzanne Sommers than real Alice Pena. This is such a funny article.

Anonymous said...

a lot of celebrities do the same thing. google khloe kardashian without makeup.

Cowboy Carl said...

Will you be adding her to your annual politician beauty pageant? If so, I'm voting for her.

L said...

Bathing suit pic, please!

Anonymous said...

She's hot. Even at 70!

Anonymous said...

That's not a smile, that's a "winnie"...

Anonymous said...

Politics in Miami has got to be the worst, most rediculous anywhere in the country. What does this woman bring to the table?

Whose water is she carrying? First her lie with her business acumen, then this rediculous makeover. Have the voters in Miami-Dade County lost it?

Where is the brain on the Commission? Is this the best we can do? It would be funny if it was not so serious. I will never forgive Braman for subjecting us to this piece of nonsense. Does he have any respect for the people of Miami to push this on us?

That he would even consent to supporting this piece of nonsense tells me enough about him.

Pray people, pray! Only God can help us.

Miami Dodge said...

keep going with pray people.........Miami Ram

Anonymous said...

G-d left this place a long time ago (and I don't mean Genius)! And so did the majority of Voters who actually research candidates and don't blindly vote (which is what most current voters do)

Pena is a proven LIAR. She changes her story - on the public record to suit whatever she's arguing. I can poke holes in so many things she's said, on tape, it's ridiculous.

Braman, you will never get my support for what you are doing now and I find it just shameful that you made such a decision to support this woman without doing due diligence - unless you don't want to support the Environment or Everglades or our Natural resources, which could be the case, but they also support tourism and job creation in the clean up from Big Sugar!

Anonymous said...

I am Voting and Volunteering for Darrin McGillis.

Better choice all the way around.

www.NoTaxDarrin.com