Just in case you don't feel safe enough to police yourself from Un-Christian sites, don't despair, American Family Onlline can do it for you for a price. They say: "A Christian Internet filter will spare you spam, porn, viruses, spyware and other undesirable content on your personal computer (they name Gay and Lesbian sites in their video as "OTHER" - you can see the words hitting the brick wall of their filter.)":
It is the filter "that helps protect your Christian lifestyle. Online protection from the AFO web content filter means more security and less worry about having your family values compromised by the Internet."
They will filter your browsing and email for $9.95 so you don't find yourself, God forbid, on a Gay and Lesbian site by mistake because as they say on their site: The Lord's prayer specifically says "...lead us not into temptation." Jesus did not put that into the Lord's prayer for filler." Nope, he put it there for the internet.
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I am in no mood for Christian nuts today....
Where do I Begin?
Lead us not into temptation" because we do a DAMN good job of tempting ourselves.
The violence and porn in the Bible gives the internet a run for its money Sodom (were sodomy comes from) and Gomorah quite a risque tale, with sex and violence a plenty. The Passover would make for a great Horror-Disaster flick.
"Christian Lifestyle" does that include pedophile priest and fooling around with prostitutes like Jimmy "corcodile teras" Swaggart or a "same sex" genital massages a la Tedford.
There's so much more, but perhaps I have cast too many stones already. Perhaps not.
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