April 3, 2012
Mr. David Samson, President
Miami Marlins
Dear Mr. Samson,
Readers of our blog, Eyeonmiami, have conducted a inside-the-foul line, spirited debate on who should be selected to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day to commemorate the new stadium, backed by taxpayers and the best deal for private owners of a professional sports team in the United States.
We believe that many deserving names on our web post have played roles and have roles to play in the inaugural season of the new stadium. But our final recommendation comes from left field.
Miami is the Magic City. And our recommendation to throw out the first pitch belongs to the kushed out inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box. The Magic Flight is a hugely popular vape kit, like the Miami Marlins. It is "a tiny little vaporizer that's powered by a rechargeable battery, and over the past couple months the stoner device has been blowing up." Like the stadium deal pushed through local elected officials, "it delivers an incredible hit without any of the smell and real easy to conceal."
Here is the best reason to select the inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box to throw out the first pitch: "The idea was just there," says the inventor and they've gone through Hell and back to make it happen." Snap. If that doesn't describe what the Marlin's team accomplished, what does?
On the reddit thread started by the inventor of Magic Flight, one reader observed, "If people would take the time to look at conversations like this, and realize that smoking trees is not a drug, but a channel that draws people from all over the world together simply to enjoy a plant, this world would be a much better place." And because this is also true not just for our quality of life but professional sports stadiums too, we recommend the first pitch be thrown by the inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box (available at Amazon.com).
Sincerely,
Eyeonmiami
Mr. David Samson, President
Miami Marlins
Dear Mr. Samson,
Readers of our blog, Eyeonmiami, have conducted a inside-the-foul line, spirited debate on who should be selected to throw out the first pitch on Opening Day to commemorate the new stadium, backed by taxpayers and the best deal for private owners of a professional sports team in the United States.
We believe that many deserving names on our web post have played roles and have roles to play in the inaugural season of the new stadium. But our final recommendation comes from left field.
Miami is the Magic City. And our recommendation to throw out the first pitch belongs to the kushed out inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box. The Magic Flight is a hugely popular vape kit, like the Miami Marlins. It is "a tiny little vaporizer that's powered by a rechargeable battery, and over the past couple months the stoner device has been blowing up." Like the stadium deal pushed through local elected officials, "it delivers an incredible hit without any of the smell and real easy to conceal."
Here is the best reason to select the inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box to throw out the first pitch: "The idea was just there," says the inventor and they've gone through Hell and back to make it happen." Snap. If that doesn't describe what the Marlin's team accomplished, what does?
On the reddit thread started by the inventor of Magic Flight, one reader observed, "If people would take the time to look at conversations like this, and realize that smoking trees is not a drug, but a channel that draws people from all over the world together simply to enjoy a plant, this world would be a much better place." And because this is also true not just for our quality of life but professional sports stadiums too, we recommend the first pitch be thrown by the inventor of the Magic Flight Launch Box (available at Amazon.com).
Sincerely,
Eyeonmiami
2 comments:
By George! You've got it!
What, I didn't sign up for that? We have a split decision. I go with most of the readers and think George Burgess should throw out the ball...even though I think it should be dim Bruno.
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