Friday, June 17, 2011

What Probably Went Down When Julio Met With Uncle Luke. By Geniusofdespair

Link to video

If I were a fly on the wall of Luther Campbell's office, during a meeting with Julio Robaina, this is what I think I would have heard, after Julio Robaina saw the Miami New Times video.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

He doesn't have an office. He has a cell phone and a desk.

Geniusofdespair said...

You have to suspend reality here, the voices I had to choose from were either a kid or the same voice for both. Didn't you notice it was an animation?

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

too friggin funny

Anonymous said...

Didn't they have any fat cartoon characters?

Gimleteye said...

LOL. Double LOL.

Anonymous said...

If more people put things out like this, maybe people would be more aware of who they're voting for!

Mensa said...

Although not on point I had to put this in somewhere. I received all those mailings from Robaina and because I feel you are almost always right I wondered how you backed such a bad guy as Gimenez. Fortunatly I was in the long ago a high Govt individual with investigative powers. So I checked. EVERYTHING that lying bastard Robaina said was a complete lie. In my day would have found a way to arrest him. Please all vote for Gimenez.

Pat said...

Who is Sasha and Keith Donner?

Geniusofdespair said...

Sasha Tirador was mentioned in a probe of absentee ballot fraud brought by the Raul Martinez campaign when he ran for Congress. The closeout memo by Joe Centorino of the State's Attorney's office mentions her as one accused of fraud or absentee ballot tampering but there wasn't enough evidence to bring a case. He said she said - you know the drill.

Keith Donner is a political operative known in political circles for doing nasty campaign ads. The PBA has hired him to do a campaign against Gimenez. The PBA fears a bad union contract if he gets in...another reason to vote for Carlos Gimenez.

Anonymous said...

Donner also worked with Bell, the Queen of deflective strategy and nasty campaigns.

Anonymous said...

A little self referential, eh Genius?

Anonymous said...

Carbonation!

Anonymous said...

Donner was Gene Flinns guy. See 50 Blue LLC. Stop your lyin'

Anonymous said...

Correction, Donner worked for Flinn not Bell unless he was a double agent.

Geniusofdespair said...

Yes, I was the first to post the video of Robaina speaking at the county commission meeting supporting the Marlin's deal. Why not take credit for listening to boring pubic meeting to find a gem of truth? Takes a lot of my time.

Anonymous said...

Troubles the hell out of me to see how subjective you've become about this campaign. I'm beginning to think Gimenez might have gone to see some "Cuban witch" to do a "trabajo" on you. And no, Genius, I'm not a Robaina fan. In fact I think he might be far more dangerous than Raul Martinez... for real. Raul has always been stupid and crooked. I'm afraid Robaina is just crooked!

Geniusofdespair said...

Do you not realize a blog is inherently one's opinion? Exactly what do you think a blog is? A newspaper? If so you are dead wrong. Read the Miami Herald news portion if you want objective. Stay away from the editorial page last anonymous.

Miami Urbanist said...

Awesome. You really have a knack for creating funny, satirical dialogue that mixes significant topics with the low-brow and mundane that captures the absurdity of Miami politics. Hats off to you.

P. Nis said...

Gimenez drives a Benz but Robaina drives a bentley! Wtf?!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could get Alex Flinn to write your dialogue for you. And you and Gimlet could redub the voices like they do on real cartoons.

Anonymous said...

Genius - this video is GENIUS! I love it! Thank you for making me laugh over something about this campaign.

Anonymous said...

It is really unfair when all the scandal stories break at the same time. I feel like we don't give each of them enough attention. Great film. See you at Sundance.