Saturday, May 21, 2011
Hello, from the Rapture ... by gimleteye
Hi Everyone, I will be reporting first-hand on the end of the world, that occurred early this morning. I know it is the Rapture, because it is a gorgeous morning and in this five star Rapture hotel there is no sugar in the restaurant. It is banned from the Rapture. Biggest surprise? No churches, synagogues, or mosques! From here, I can see the Everglades are restored and there are no algae blooms in Florida Bay. Elections are clean and the corrupt are all in hell and purgatory. Business is a minor profession, far below teaching and education. Business groups have no influence in the Rapture. Lawyers only serve the poor and less fortunate. Everyone is taken at their word. Government works and the buses and trains run on time. I'll be reporting frequently from here, from now on. I've been looking for radical Republicans to interview, but so far have found none.