Bestiality in the Florida Legislature: finally banned! by gimleteye

Bestiality is now illegal in Florida. This is such good news. Gov. Rick Scott could have tackled ethics reform this year-- criminalizing violations by public officials. It was the focus of an extensive state grand jury report before the legislative session, what with Florida being the most corrupt state in the nation. But why spend precious political capital when there are so many goat-fuckers roaming its marble hallways? Gov. Scott did not just cut the budget, he fit laws governing sex behavior of people with animals to a conservative agenda. When it comes to having sex with animals, everyone but perverts is a conservative. The next in line: to statutorily define Democrats as animals. At that point, sex with Democrats will be illegal. Why stop at barring Democrats from attending the governor's victory lap, as he did yesterday? With solid majorities and an ultra-radical GOP in Florida, the goal will be to inhibit Democrats from procreating, marring God's creation. It is going to be a better future, thanks to Florida Republicans whether or not the Everglades is saved, or, your drinking water if filled with mercury. For the people, there will be new sports games and sports stadiums. Just don't go having sex with the team mascot. That behavior will be reserved for the sky boxes. Drink up.