Wednesday, January 05, 2011

The New Miami Dade County Commission Seating Chart. By Geniusofdespair

Little La Silla Joe Martinez has spoken:



Jordan got dumped in a worse seat. Moss got his old seat back. Seijas likes to be next to the County Attorney. Poor Gimenez he is next to Seijas.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How many phonebooks will they put on his chair so he can see over the dais?

Anonymous said...

Poor Gimenez is right - he is the meat in the Seijas/Bell sandwich. Those two would never make up a threesome I'd ever want to be associated with.

Chairman Martinez probably set it up so either of his Hialeah cronies (Bell & Seijas) can look from over either shoulder to check Gimenez' notes at meetings.

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!

Anonymous said...

OUCH!!! That is a rough spot! Did you have to bring that menaje idea to the table!!! Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Gimenez and Seijas are cousins.

Anonymous said...

Gimenez and Seijas are cousins? Let's hope not kissing cousins. Thank goodness that they are the cousins and not Gimenez and Bell, because if those two were the counsins, sitting that close, they would have to marry. Pa, git yur shotgun we have us a wedin!

Anonymous said...

You all are too much... Way too much! lol