It could have been Kabbalah, but I chose for my rite of passage to the Republican Party to find the actual, rarely seen Obama African Birth Certificate and I found it! The problem plaguing this issue? There is actually a hamlet Honolulu, in the State of Hawaii in Kenya, Continent of Africa. Now what were the odds? See for yourself, hit on birth certificate to enlarge it. Mystery solved. I am not only a Republican in word, I am one in deed!
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This isn't real. It was manufactured in the wilds of Kenya and is a forgery. Prove that it is real and I'll stop questioning the President's citizenship.
I do have a simple question. If his Mother was American, does it matter what country she gave birth in and that's to give the benefit of the doubt to the question of where he was born. And, no, I am far from an Obama supporter.
Come on readers, I manufactured it in Photoshop! Honolulu Kenya? Don't believe everything you read.
Anyone can manipulate documents and photos. The sad part is how gullable people are believing these diversions. With so many issues needing solutions, we all need to focus on the real probems. The sooner, the better.
This is so much a nonissue. I got the spoof god!
This is a mistake! Your fake birth certificate will be picked-up by the flat earth birthers and will appear on the net any second. They are too bitter to get the joke. Let's hope the rest of the world is not so gullable. Won't be surprised to read a twitter by Sarah.
Very funny. But seriously, can someone please explain why Obama will not release his long form birth certificate? Why do I need to rely on some state official's word that she saw it in the vault and everything checks out fine. I know from reading this blog that I can't trust government officials. So why cant I see the long form birth certificate for myself? The short form certificate is just a printout from a government database. What about the actual birth certificate that was created when he was born? Why has Obama spent tens of thousands of dollars to fight anyone in court who wants to see it? What is he hiding?
mahalo, genius doesn't want to answer your very legitimate questions. he instead wants to ridicule anyone who seeks potentially embarrassing government records regarding a democrat president. imagine if it were bush who was hiding his government records? genius would be all for full disclosure. this is yet another example of liberal hypocrisy. shame.
Last reader you do know I am a registered Republican? Hence liberal is not a term I wear. I believe that Texas is a soverign country so technically Bush is not a legal citizen either. Sign me a Rubio Republican ;
(he is my motivation)
just as I said mahalo. genius can only make jokes and ridicule those who ask legitimate questions about the release of hero's long form birth certificate. then again, genius is only following the democratic party talking points on the topic. they tell their followers to ridicule, mock, and make jokes when anyone raises the issue. they hope that will dissuade or at least stigmatize those asking questions.
p.s. don't buy that republican nonsense either. genius only became a republican to vote against the conservative in the republican primary. then its right back to his home with the sleazy democrats again.
In addition to his long form birth certificate, Obama has yet to release his kindergarten records, Punahou school records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, passport, medical records, files from his years as an Illinois state senator, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and his adoption records. So much for his pledge for open government.
His kindergarten records? You want to see Obamas kindergarten records?
Hey buzz kill he isn't adopted!
He could be adopted. I got a new birth certificate when I was handed over.
Obama has yet to release his kindergarten records, Punahou school records, Occidental College records, Columbia University records, Columbia thesis, Harvard Law School records, Harvard Law Review articles, scholarly articles from the University of Chicago, passport, medical records, files from his years as an Illinois state senator, Illinois State Bar Association records, any baptism records and his adoption records. So much for his pledge for open government.
If you have to cough-up all those sort of records, no one would run for office. I certainly think I would think twice about electing me to office.
PS: What about his social security records, love letters to Michelle, telephone logs, medical records, tax returns, w-2s and the bank accounts? I have a right to know.
Obama's birth certificate is in the same file with George Bush's Alabama Air National Guard service records and the Connecticut police file on his DUI.
The fact that this satirical post draws serious comments is scary. Hey Genius hows the Hummer driving? Are you Born Again yet? Did you have a thick juicy steak this weekend? Being a Republican does have its perks.........
Cato is that why I have been craving steak? Ah it all makes sense now. The escalade is looking mighty good and the giant sweet potato I reported on Saturday--I thought I saw an image of the virgin in the left corner.
Funny I thought it looked like Jim Defede, then again I'm one of those "weird" republicans who's anti Iraq war and in favor of legalizing Marijuana and not just for medicinal purposes either.
Genius,
You are going to have to push Alvarez out of the Escalade. Those are his official county wheels and he enjoys his lights and siren. He isn't going to give up his wheels that easily even for a newbie republican.
I just want to know if you have gotten your NRA card while you were out of town. I bet you snuck out of Florida to do that, so we could not find out.
You do know that the NRA gives out a free duffel bag with membership.
This was a satire not a platform for idiots. No humor....no space. start your own blog if you want to spread dogma instead of having fun...
Oh dear, I don't think I ever received records from my kindergarten.
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