Thursday, January 08, 2009

Bailout Du Jour: Housing Market or Pornographers? By Geniusofdespair

Home builders from around the Country, according to the Miami Herald, arrived in Washington with their hands out asking for a $150,000,000,000 ($150B) bailout plan to revitalize the housing market. This is pornographic! Look at all those zeroes folks because you are going to pay for this if they get it! Corporate bailouts of banks, autos, home builders -- while individuals wallow in foreclosure and lost jobs. Where is it going to stop? This has to end now! Oops...

Porn kings Larry Flint and Joe Francis go begging for a bailout:


BY CATEY HILL
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Wednesday, January 7th 2009, 5:18 PM

Is the porn industry up next for a bailout? If porn titans Joe Francis and Larry Flynt have anything to do with it, it will. Yes, ladies and gentleman, the titans of pornography are begging for a bailout. Joe Francis, creator of the "Girl's Gone Wild" video series, and Larry Flynt, founder of Hustler, will ask Congress for a $5 billion bailout, according to TMZ.

Why does the porn industry need a bailout? Because apparently even porn is getting smacked by the recession. XXX DVD sales have taken a hit - about a 22% hit, according to TMZ. "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt is quoted as saying on TMZ. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would sooner bail out the porn people than the Housing corporations. At least they provide a service that doesn't put you in foreclosure.

Anonymous said...

I don't need congress to rejuvenate my sexual appetite. If anything, they would kill it.