John McCain's Ownership Society Limerick Contest: There once was a man with a temper ... by gimleteye
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There once was a man with a temper, Of houses, he couldn't remember, Did he own six, seven or eight? He couldn't relate And lost his way to November.
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Cindy was very blonde and soon she got married to John Of this man she was very fond... They exchanged pleasantries As he dreamed of the presidency She showered on him money He said thank you honey And that was the extent of their bond.
According to the Huffington Post with more insiders than most, McCain was considered quite blunt when he called wife Cindy a cunt It made people twitter It made Cindy bitter It was hardly a campaign stunt.
John McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" and in at least one case "a fucking jerk."...
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.
Dear john, he once stood for truth but now that he's long in the tooth he will scream, cheat and gnarl as he listens to carl perhaps that will play in Duluth
There once was a prisioner of war whose career has gone really far but november will come though red states he'll win some not enough to crown him new czar
And they say that he's quite the dancer As tough questions he refuses to answer for the rest of life he'll hang out with rich wife as the first one he abandoned with cancer
There once was a senator from 'zona who once had a charming personna but he now hems and haws and loves showing his claws yet his speech can put one in a coma
and the idiot we seek to replace how that monkey has lied to our face they will be hard to beat as i hate to admit that they'll make this an issue of race
to detroy Sir Obama is their plan and theyll do everything that they can they will lie and distort but what hurts me the most is they'll probably be re-starting the Klan
And the racists will call him Hussein, as they'd rather that things stay the same he's a commie!, they'll scream and say screw "I have a dream " He's a Muslim!! they like to proclaim
and the pinheads will make jokes bout obama and how that sounds too much like Osama they all live in the past wish they'd all go back to rooting for BAMA...
There once was a hothead, McCain To whom democrats all seemed the same Not one bone his was humble And the insults would tumble You would think he was high on cocaine
Of the menace he’ll sound the alarm The Nukes we should never disarm! He can do more than most And of his record hell boast Just don’t ask him to raise both his arms
To win John keeps on going to his right For he must show he’s business and might He’s forgotten his roots And now could give three hoots As his party mates aren’t all that bright
For now I conclude this attack As a writer im not much but a hack But the target is easy As their tactics are sleazy Just you wait till they start calling him black
genius of despair thanks for the plaudit thought i could have used a bit of an audit see theres many a mistake kicked these out in one take if you're looking for perfect this is not-it
i admit that i like when a dare bet it gimleteyes or from G of despair makes me waste prescious time thinking things in form rhyme its a habit thats hard to repair
as i read back im bothered i let it go to blogworld without a good edit but i guess ill remember of all the time till november to assign to some blame, to some credit.
6 comments:
Cindy was very blonde
and soon she got married to John
Of this man she was very fond...
They exchanged pleasantries
As he dreamed of the presidency
She showered on him money
He said thank you honey
And that was the extent of their bond.
According to the Huffington Post
with more insiders than most,
McCain was considered quite blunt
when he called wife Cindy a cunt
It made people twitter
It made Cindy bitter
It was hardly a campaign stunt.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/07/report-mccains-profane-ti_n_95429.html
John McCain's temper is well documented. He's called opponents and colleagues "shitheads," "assholes" and in at least one case "a fucking jerk."...
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.
Dear john, he once stood for truth
but now that he's long in the tooth
he will scream, cheat and gnarl
as he listens to carl
perhaps that will play in Duluth
There once was a prisioner of war
whose career has gone really far
but november will come
though red states he'll win some
not enough to crown him new czar
And they say that he's quite the dancer
As tough questions he refuses to answer
for the rest of life
he'll hang out with rich wife
as the first one he abandoned with cancer
There once was a senator from 'zona
who once had a charming personna
but he now hems and haws
and loves showing his claws
yet his speech can put one in a coma
and the idiot we seek to replace
how that monkey has lied to our face
they will be hard to beat
as i hate to admit
that they'll make this an issue of race
to detroy Sir Obama is their plan
and theyll do everything that they can
they will lie and distort
but what hurts me the most
is they'll probably be re-starting the Klan
And the racists will call him Hussein,
as they'd rather that things stay the same
he's a commie!, they'll scream
and say screw "I have a dream "
He's a Muslim!! they like to proclaim
and the pinheads will make jokes bout obama
and how that sounds too much like Osama
they all live in the past
wish they'd all go back to rooting for BAMA...
There once was a hothead, McCain
To whom democrats all seemed the same
Not one bone his was humble
And the insults would tumble
You would think he was high on cocaine
Of the menace he’ll sound the alarm
The Nukes we should never disarm!
He can do more than most
And of his record hell boast
Just don’t ask him to raise both his arms
To win John keeps on going to his right
For he must show he’s business and might
He’s forgotten his roots
And now could give three hoots
As his party mates aren’t all that bright
For now I conclude this attack
As a writer im not much but a hack
But the target is easy
As their tactics are sleazy
Just you wait till they start calling him black
M.j.a
Wow Mario you have a gift!
genius of despair thanks for the plaudit
thought i could have used a bit of an audit
see theres many a mistake
kicked these out in one take
if you're looking for perfect
this is not-it
i admit that i like when a dare
bet it gimleteyes or from G of despair
makes me waste prescious time
thinking things in form rhyme
its a habit thats hard to repair
as i read back im bothered i let it
go to blogworld without a good edit
but i guess ill remember
of all the time till november
to assign to some blame, to some credit.
Gimlete writes: Bravo!
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