Dear County Commissioner Natacha Seijas,
I hope things are "looking good" in Poland on your latest trade mission. It was great when you went to India and brought back 250,000 call center jobs.
Plus 10,000 farm equipment manufacturers and 15,000 sari weavers. Or how about when you went to South Africa, and brought back to Miami 70,000 jobs in gold mines and 100,000 jobs making fine wine.
You are just what we need, now, to export 30,000 industrial products from in the Homestead Free Trade Zone, 20,000 vacant subdivisions in Kendall, and American Airlines, first class upgrade.
American, the airline that you made our biggest customer (according to The Herald, with 69 percent of flights from its Miami hub) is not ailing. It is not cutting back service and throwing out old planes. Its market share at our "good looking" airport will boom! Everything bad is temporary. Everything good is permanent.
Some people criticize the $3 billion dollar "good looking" terminal at Miami International. Ig-nore them! I hope that you had all your trade mission bags wrapped in plastic in a "good looking" deal. :)
So don't worry, Natacha. Crist is heading to Arizona this week, maybe a VEEP candidate, which would clear the way for one of our guys to run the state again. I know what you are saying, from God's lips to your ears!
There are rumors flying around about some of our banks going under. Ocean Bank. And those pesky citizens are organizing a boycott of Lowe's, the home improvement store you allowed to move through the Urban Development Boundary. BTW, Lowe's is going to "up" their "good looking" investment in The Nature Conservancy!)
There are some problems in the housing market, but our pals say not to worry: instead of building houses we will build cement plants. We'll chop up all that land we didn't need anyhow and we'll call it Everglades Restoration: "looking good"!
Well that's all for now, Natacha. "Looking good", while you are away!
Yours truly.
PS. I have receipts for a bag that American Airlines is charging me on my next flight to "good looking" Nassau. Will put it on my expense report if you don't mind.
4 comments:
If American Airlines was smart, they would charge for every bag brought ON the plane instead. The way they are doing it, it will take forever to board as people will bring everything on the plane.
She didn't bring back anything of value for the county from any of these trips...we are paying for vacations for 20 people every time.
What is she suppose to be pushing over there our port? Our airport? Condos?
It's good to be queen.
Boycotting Lowes is a great idea. I have already started. What about Lowes quid pro quo to "sponsor" Parks and Recreation in exchange for a few commission votes to move the UDB? Ya gotta love Lowes, a school and parks and rec sponsorship too. Guess we'll know when the sponsorship is made public.
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