Good joke on the internet. By Geniusofdespair

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

      +  Broiled Missionary ................... $10.00
      +  Fried Explorer ......................... $15.00
      +  Grilled Peace Corp worker ..........$20.00
      +  Baked Politician ...................... $100.00
  
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
 
The cook replied,  "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."