Thursday, April 26, 2007

The Winner in the Dem Debate was... by Genius of Despair

I got bored with it after an hour into the debate, well maybe sooner.

My take on the little I did see: The Alaska guy was pretty hyped up, he wins for energy. Can’t remember his name, however.

Hillary: Were those pearls real? That is all I could think about and how much could they have cost? Did Bill give them to her or did she buy them herself? I heard Chris Matthews say they were Grace Kelly-like. No they weren't Chris. Pearls shouldn't distract you. Grace Kelly would never wear distracting pearls. Ever! And Hillary was trying to act too professional and cold, get some warmth girl! Between the pearls and the persona, she just didn't do it for me. Did like the hair though.

Obama: I just don't see the name in the White House. Won't work. Sort of blah too.

Now Richardson: He lost me for good: He said he didn't want to believe Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was lying because he also was Hispanic? Stupid. And, what is with that gun crap? It is over for you fella. Go home.

I want to like Edwards really badly, but it just doesn't happen. Mr. K.: Again, the name won't work in the White House. But I like him. He, of all of them, seems sincere. He is the only one you can picture NOT going to lunch with a lobbyist. Dodd, on the other hand, seems like he eats EVERY lunch with a lobbyist. I almost forgot to include him in my analysis, that should say something. He has a lot of hair for an older guy doesn't he?

In retrospect, I think Giuliani did the best. He had the best answers and at least he didn't vote for the war when he was Senator. Also, he is Italian so we will probably see some good recipes coming out of the White House. (Correct me if I am wrong, we haven't had one recipe during the Bush Presidency). That is my pick for this first debate: Rudy. But, I am waiting to hear if Lyndon LaRouche runs before I make up my mind.

P.S. I just saw TV: I left Biden out - bad sign. His one word answer: "Yes" was clever but a no go on him.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rudy Giuliani? Which debate were you watching?

Geniusofdespair said...

I was watching the jewelry mostly.

Geniusofdespair said...

...and hair.

Anonymous said...

Come on, G.O.D. (or whoever this person is who hijacked your otherwise usually-intelligent blog). Giuliani is a Republican and thus did not participate in this debate. And I won't even get into the comments about hair and pearls and lasagne recipes.

Anonymous said...

Giuliani, in the debate, like Forrest Gump?

WOOF said...

People took Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"
advising that the Irish should eat their babies as
a reasonable suggestion.

Genius knows Rudy from Lyndon.

Satire ,(in and out of print), flies over our heads more than pigs.


A Modest Proposal
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

Anonymous said...

I thought the post was funny!
Lyndon LaRouche, there is a name from the past. people should know you were kidding when you mentioned him...